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By Rick - 28/07/2011 10:51 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 18:40 - Latvia - Riga

Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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Don't date coworkers

By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

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By fuck the man-dominated construction business - 19/06/2013 16:18 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

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Insane jealousy

By Iammsofed - 17/06/2021 14:01

Today, my wife threw my Macbook out a window and tore up important work documents, all because she saw me talking to a female colleague of mine. I confronted her about the damage, and she responded, "Go ask the bitch you were with the other day to help you with that." FML

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Rivalry

By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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Top dog

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom - Normanton

Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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ng7899 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:10

feminists are so stupid. I'm all for women's rights, but they take it about 100 levels too far.

ollierobs 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:11

Tell her to man up.

Comments

luis_r96 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:09

women....

hoodasswhitekid 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:16

might be time to pull a Chris brown

alpaquette91 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:17

hey "men" get out of our label!

bravesfan112233 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:20

so did she need help or no?

Casuality 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:22

Yeah, it's probably the time of the month...

ilikepie789 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:43

you work in the kitchen?

Yodaevil 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:43

hell, I'd hit it

dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:56

tell her that men are superior at crossword puzzles, point out that without men reproduction is impossible, then ask the bitch to stick a tampon in it and make you a sandwich.

cudi504 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:36

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? haha trick question feminists cant change anything

cudi504 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:40

what does a tampon and a feminist have in common? they're both stuck up bitches

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:59

google whip tailed lizards and see how essential men are to reproduction. if lizards can evolve not to need them... give humans time :p especially now we have cloning technology and can create life on a computer

dolphincheddar 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:01

96 you watch too many movies

MsSoulReaper 27

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:06

Women can be some crazy bitches sometimes.

sephoraprincess 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:09

lol.

TheBrickWithouse 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:10

wow, she sounds like a real "See You Next Tuesday". FYL indeed.

guitargoddess89 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:37

a SYNT?? jk guys jk...

ng7899 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:10

feminists are so stupid. I'm all for women's rights, but they take it about 100 levels too far.

tybtab 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:16

ha women's rights

StopDropNRoll 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:01

Go make me a sammich

MerrikBarbarian 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:02

true feminists are for equal rights, not greater rights. some women get confused over this. I'm a feminist, but I wouldn't support anything giving women power over men