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About Kelissa_fml

My names Kelissa as noted by my user. don't comment or anything much, just come here for laughs. you know to get away from it all. and it works. :)

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Kelissa_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I planned a romantic movie night. Champagne, popcorn, romantic comedy. Then his friend decided to show up and they've been talking about 1st generation Pokémon ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 21 May 2012 23:14 / United States

Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sick and awkward / Sunday 20 May 2012 06:11 / United States - Silver Spring

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thejbarrick50 / Monday 21 May 2012 02:29 / United States - Bergen

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By me - / Saturday 19 May 2012 02:41 / United States - Wyandotte

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:49 / Canada - Edmonton

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My diary is a collector's item

Tell us what happened next

Work is a 4-letter word

The rules are the rules

100 kick-ass comments

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

One more and it's business time