We live in a society! - FML

We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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MidnaLink 33

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Wednesday 6 January 2021 19:11

How the hell do a bunch of people, including the ones behind you (I'm presuming that you weren't last in line) not back you up on this one. And the cashier too?

tounces7 27

Thursday 7 January 2021 5:21

So a bunch of people who were ALSO cut off by him, backed him up? Sounds fishy. Either he really was there, or you're extremely unlikable.

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MidnaLink 33

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Wednesday 6 January 2021 19:11

How the hell do a bunch of people, including the ones behind you (I'm presuming that you weren't last in line) not back you up on this one. And the cashier too?

tounces7 27

Thursday 7 January 2021 5:21

So a bunch of people who were ALSO cut off by him, backed him up? Sounds fishy. Either he really was there, or you're extremely unlikable.

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