Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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_ebbonyy
| 11
Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)
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darwinism
| 30
Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"
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_ebbonyy
| 11
Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)
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RayRod
| 6
Cop: "So, he just accidentally stabbed himself then fell out the window?"
Op: "......yeah......"
Op: "......yeah......"
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YoungMisfit
| 9
Bitches are getting crazier everyday.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Combined with your display picture, you look like you have an evil smile as you say that
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JennyyMeepMonroe
| 10
I have to agree with you xD What he said made him sound like such an ass.
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ReesieBanana21
| 12
Let's hope he dies today! And maybe he will.. >:)
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SparkieSwag
| 0
Wow, what a jerk.
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ilovesuju
| 10
OP freak him out by saying " hmmmm perrrfect, I will be seeing you VERY soon" with an evil grin on your face
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lebronesque73091
| 12
Do people not know how to break up with someone the proper way? That's terrible.
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doctorhook86
| 24
An FML by stupid people for stupid people. Don't make lame, unrealistic promises just to try to sound romantic, especially if there's still a "1" at the front of your age. Don't be surprised if others break the aforementioned type of bullshit promises.
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riax
| 9
I agree with the doc! young ppl these days... Lol! they fall head over heels and think its true love that will last forever ´-_-` I feel sorry for op, but there are a lot of guys, and girls, who don't take relationships srsly, especially at the younger ages
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st0815
| 9
Nothing wrong with breaking up, but he didn't have to do it by reminding her of saying that.
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knockout702
| 0
Then you can pretend to care he died :)
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_ebbonyy
| 11
ruthless
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memob123
| 0
^ you're the one saying to kill the guy
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_ebbonyy
| 11
Hahah touché :)
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glitterme
| 5
Then let's just pretend today is the day you killed him.....or we don't have to pretend.
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JennaMarie420
| 2
Stab him and say fuck zombies
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DracoSpirita
| 21
What?
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SwordOfTheSky
| 4
She means that if they're pretending he's dead and he's talking to her, he would be a zombie.
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dubstep12
| 8
Oh no! Bath salts:/
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Krirn
| 21
Pretend he wrote up a will leaving all his possessions to you, sounds like fair play to me.
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reallytho3
| 11
Thts wat they want you to think...
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reallytho3
| 11
Thts wat they want you to think...
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kzxvazure
| 0
I thumbed the down the comment with 2 thumbs so it can be even to the one below :D
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
If they want us to think that you're illiterate, they have succeeded.
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FMLCat2001
| 4
Lol. Just Made it equal. XD -1+
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mariah_victoria
| 0
Dude I'm just saying I love you -.- SOOO muchhhhh
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testtest2_fml
| 16
So romantic..
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KM96
| 24
Or not ... It's actually the opposite. But whatever because your taste in romance might be very different to mine ...
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PlaySpades
| 21
I'm pretty sure 10 meant that as sarcasm....
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darwinism
| 30
Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"
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darwinism
| 30
Let's just pretend that the classic "you're" just died.
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Shit_talkin_chik
| 5
Yeee! Ultimate response to the situation! It is what I was thinking about saying but you took out step further than I would've, I was gonna say friend. Ha! Love the fuck the brother response!
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mypanda_fml
| 0
That's not cool. Well instead of pretending you could kill him
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_Peppermint_
| 34
I hate it when guys say stupid things and think they can get away with it.
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Lilwolfyyy
| 0
I'm not going to argue, but it's hard to break up with someone. I personally thought that op's boyfriend didn't want to hurt her but didn't know any other way to do it.
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Ajwc101
| 24
A real man would tell the truth. In the least hurtful way of course.
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Shit_talkin_chik
| 5
Women say stupid shit too! My girl told me she was straight, too bad, a month later I ran into her with another woman that she was clearly being More than friends with!