Or... you could not pretend.

Let's and say that we did not...

*sniffs*.. Let's pretend that this is my farewell present to you.. *GIVES HIM AN EPIC PAINFUL SLAP AND CHINESE BURN HIS PENIS*

What a jerk, be glad you aren't wasting anymore time on him OP! Go enjoy yourself and you can grant him his wish, because He's dead to you now.

Tell him you're not going to his funeral.

Tell him you don't care and that you can and WILL do better than him!

Let's face it. Its what everyone WANTS to hear. No one wants to be told, "I'll love you til I stop loving you." or, "I'll love you until something better comes along and I realize you were a mistake and just something to ride until they came along." that just isn't romantic. And believe me, it fucking SUCKS when you find that person you just can't stop loving. Four and a half years since I started loving her, we have since broken up, and I'll tell ya what, still loving her has prevented me from ever so much as WANTING to get into another relationship.

Make his dream come true and kill him then. :)

Cop: "So, he just accidentally stabbed himself then fell out the window?" Op: "......yeah......"

Bitches are getting crazier everyday.

Combined with your display picture, you look like you have an evil smile as you say that

I have to agree with you xD What he said made him sound like such an ass.

Let's hope he dies today! And maybe he will.. >:)

Wow, what a jerk.

OP freak him out by saying " hmmmm perrrfect, I will be seeing you VERY soon" with an evil grin on your face

Do people not know how to break up with someone the proper way? That's terrible.

An FML by stupid people for stupid people. Don't make lame, unrealistic promises just to try to sound romantic, especially if there's still a "1" at the front of your age. Don't be surprised if others break the aforementioned type of bullshit promises.

I agree with the doc! young ppl these days... Lol! they fall head over heels and think its true love that will last forever ´-_-` I feel sorry for op, but there are a lot of guys, and girls, who don't take relationships srsly, especially at the younger ages

Nothing wrong with breaking up, but he didn't have to do it by reminding her of saying that.

Then you can pretend to care he died :)

ruthless

^ you're the one saying to kill the guy

Hahah touché :)

Then let's just pretend today is the day you killed him.....or we don't have to pretend.

Stab him and say fuck zombies

What?

She means that if they're pretending he's dead and he's talking to her, he would be a zombie.

Oh no! Bath salts:/

Pretend he wrote up a will leaving all his possessions to you, sounds like fair play to me.

Thts wat they want you to think...

Thts wat they want you to think...

I thumbed the down the comment with 2 thumbs so it can be even to the one below :D

If they want us to think that you're illiterate, they have succeeded.

Lol. Just Made it equal. XD -1+

Dude I'm just saying I love you -.- SOOO muchhhhh

So romantic..

Or not ... It's actually the opposite. But whatever because your taste in romance might be very different to mine ...

I'm pretty sure 10 meant that as sarcasm....

Just say "Oh, shit! I thought you died years ago. Your're brother has been consoling me for ages"

Is that the hybrid offspring of a your and a you're that I spy? I never thought I'd see one in the wild. Good thing it's infertile and it will never reproduce.

Let's just pretend that the classic "you're" just died.

Yeee! Ultimate response to the situation! It is what I was thinking about saying but you took out step further than I would've, I was gonna say friend. Ha! Love the fuck the brother response!

That's not cool. Well instead of pretending you could kill him