By polimeros - 09/05/2012 22:19 - Mexico - Quer?taro

Spicy
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
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I think you may have a problem...

Dude not at school! Control yourself

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I think you may have a problem...

boxbrandon11 20

What did you think of or look at?

Only possible excuse is that your teacher is super hot.

afunnyterdcody 5

Haha no shit I learned about dolphin sex today by didn't need to go wank it

.....,. Beastiality?

CaramelMacchiato 13

17 - It says it in the FML. Frogs.

I had to do this while watching Troy during Latin club one day. I hadn't done it in a couple days and all those hot guys turned me on so much. So, you're not alone.

kayla_ann0o 9

Yeah because when I'm horny I just run to the bathroom to play with myself.

I would... Not over frogs though... Maybe over troy though. Makes it all the more exciting in public places.

It's called amplexus. I just won a science class jeopardy with that answer the other day ;)

Eurostar710- So you're gay?... Just wondering because your profile says mister.

dominic1221 6

Fml_FTW228- Well, he's probably not straight at least. Got a problem with that?

Did anyone else read the FML and think, "Hey teach, I gotta go for a quick wank, be back in 2 minutes"?

Why were you watching a video on how French people have sex anyway?

Dominic1221- Ever heard of a question? Did you not see the "just wondering."

Inheritance 10

Imagine OP getting caught and made fun of, then the class throws frogs at him.

136- what does that have to do with anything?

162:- because French people are frogs. This is a well-known fact

French people are commonly referred to as frogs.

dominic1221 6

Fml_FTW228- I know what a question is. The commenter said stuff about him being turned on by guys, and his profile says he's male, therefore he's clearly gay or bi. So your question was pointless and you look like you're trying to start something.

He may just have a high sex drive...

That's kinda low especially since you're in school

i like to hook up with the guy next to me......

stormer461 13

128 - to be honest I thought OP was a teacher so my entire thought process was "whaaaa?"

1x1y 12

I thought the same thing!!!

Whatever tickles your fancy op! ;)

he never said he did, he was just asking

cashfast98 0

To many things if he got a boner on frog sex

italiancows 8

He might have a phobia of not getting horny when looking at frogs. Wich technically will force him to get horny while looking at frogs!

When i was in Grade 9 one of my friends thought that Jizz meant piss so my next door neighbour and i joked about imagining him saying. BRB going for a Quick Jizz or Miss can i go to the bathroom for a quick Jizz.

Dude not at school! Control yourself

Some people tell me that I need help, Some people can fuck off and go to hell.

Cypress hill! Dude ur awesome for knowing them!

I was gonna comment the exact same thing

So, was it a "pee" break or a "shit" break?

OP, you need SELF CONTROL!!! there's no need to wank every time you get horny.

WildInTheStreets 5

49, 52 - I am seeing them live soon.

Da_Bauss435 8

Hey, some schools even go so far as to sell condoms to the students

131 - actually? That's wrong. In a lot of ways.

kayla_ann0o 9

My school gives out free condoms and birth control. But for some reason all the girls are still pregnant.

Yes. There is. That is, in fact, the only reason.

wadevader 6

I do

Matty1188 6

167, I doubt that is the only issue here. Incredibly sad that a 14 yr old has two kids. Where are her parents??

229- probably off working 3 jobs supporting their family to survive during this recession created by people whose kids go to $30,000/yr private high schools.

isofia85 0

If only she had a good sense of morals.

What the fuck is wrong with people? 14 years old and is expecting a third kid!!?? People like that should fucking die. (That's just my opinion)

262- *cough cough Hitler cough Bin Laden cough cough*

But then again I bet the 14 year olds parents have designer clothes, iPhones, plasma tv's, and nice cars. The girl probably has the nicest of everything also. This country is so corrupt...

And also those private school kids are the ones who will help this world out and be educated. Also their parents ($30,000 school) are most likely hard working, educated people

237: How did private school kids create a recession? My god. You make it sound like private nice schools are a bad thing.

Private schools FTW!!!

RedPillSucks 31

Probably still in highschool

exactly how did kids creat a recession?

But that's what makes it naughty!

nobodylikesyou 3

Your not the only one that gets turned on by some frogs...

onealmxwilson 18

Yes, I believe Miss Piggy does as well.

Miss piggy is very turned on by frogs. I know.

CremeEggs 6

Mmmm frog reproduction... Makes me creme

*insert fan pun*

96- That doesn't work with everybody, I see.

Princess tiana loves them froggies.

It's totally normal;) don't even worry about it

Yeah, completely normal protocol. Frogs arouse everyone.

kandi_kid69 15

When the guy from another FML got aroused by pokèmon that was fine but frogs? Why frogs? :o

Because their slimy backs and the way they stick their tongues out to catch flies... Oh yeah...

kandi_kid69, look up Gardevoir, hentai, Pokémon hentai. Then look up frog sex or whatever you put. There is your answer.

day624 14

Ya fantasizing over frogs.. Psh completely normal.. Its just a phase..ehemm..NOT

A. He didn't fantasize over frogs. B. he had a frog reproduction class, which will make him think of sex, which will get him horny. C. Everyones' mind works different and takes things like frog reproduction and then thinks of human reproduction. D. Love seeing girls comment on shit they don't know anything about. By that I mean how the simplest shit can turn a guy on, not because of what he's seeing but because of his mind.

185, I'm a guy and getting turned on by frogs in science is weird. Even worse that he had to go jack off in school

The frogs didn't turn him on, his mind did. If you read the D part of my comment you'll know what I'm talking about because you're a guy.

You do realize that girls can get turned on by random shit too. I don't think it's that odd that it turned him on, I think it's odd that he didn't try to think of something non-sexual to take care of the problem. Wanking at school just sounds odd, but then again maybe most guys do that...

Most guys don't wank at school, I'll crush that thought right now. I didn't say girls couldn't, and if they can, then clearly by the fml above its not to the extent of guys. I'm 100 percent sure he didn't have the frog in his mind when he was masturbating, it was either a person or just plain masturbating because he had an erection. Another thing, a guy could get horny and his erection won't go down for ages simply because he's THAT horny so maybe that's why he went for a wank. Girls on the other hand, correct me if you know more, get wet, labias expand, and the clitoris hardens and it's easier to conceal that isn't it? Compared to an erection that is. Lastly he's at school meaning he's smack ban in the middle of puberty, for all he knows it could have been a spontaneous erection and not one brought on by the thought of frogs reproducing.

I think 4 is just being sarcastic.

Who the fuck wants to watch frog sex?.. It's enough hearing about it

emilyissutee 0

wtf.

HairyPunisher 27

icallbullshit, you really need to calm your bouncy ass down. You're getting really strung out for no reason. I get the fact that you're justifying OP's situation but you've wasted everyone's time with your rants on the mechanics of the male mind. I get that you think you have a doctorate in health and sexual studies but I can only assume at 19 that you do not. That said, being a 19 year old guy does not immediately make you an all around expert on the subject of the teenage male mind.

RedPillSucks 31

He probably had to jack off cause he didn't want to walk around all day with a boner. That can be painful. Also, people sometimes get randomly aroused by non-sexual stuff. It happens.

So this isn't normal... *awkwardly walks away

akg98 13

Hahaha

blcksocks 19

It might be normal if he saw that the frog's legs were up in the air..

This needs to be an illustrated FML

cheetahbaby96 8

5- Your profile just made my week!

Lol love number fives profile

curlyfry33 8

Because having a dramatic close up of your nose as your profile picture is normal...

lol I love ur profile

One time I was in the washroom and there was wank juice all over the walls. I love my university -_-.

Ummmm, awkward school much?

6- I guess I missed a spot...

Wank juice? Really?

I prefer the words fap juice

Wank juice, happy juice, pappy juice, what eva ya wanna call it, it's still smothered all over the walls and smells like rotten tuna fish. Damn I feel sorry for who ever cleans up that sloppy mess.

149 Would you rather of had me call it sloppy Sammie's sticky surprise?

mmorgan9218 5

baby gravy

23lf 16

I call it baby gravy

Better than the dude from a few years back that dry humped his dog. But still what the hell.....

klovemachine 24

Ah yeah :)

WTSchool 0

Oh god, what is wrong with you? I mean, I understand a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, but... at school....?

Hey frogs are hot , especially green slimy toads and the way they rrriibbiitt

Toads aren't frogs genius

129 - YOU DON'T SAY?

mirandaboo3 0

Your life sucks!

CaramelMacchiato 13

You get hot and bothered by green, scaly, and warty creatures? You must be attracted to witches as well.

Frogs don't have scales.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Whoops! :P well, that doesn't make it any better.

onealmxwilson 18

Last time I checked witches didn't have scales either.

As a Wiccan, I take slight offense to the "witch" reference. Lol.

They don't have scales

CaramelMacchiato 13

Calm down, guys. It's not that big of a deal.

Jeez, you guys can't take a joke... -_-

163) you're just figuring this out now?

Frogs don't have warts either.

Who cares if frogs don't have scales or warts you guys know what she meant

Are you blonde or just really stupid ??

61 - As a Wiccan, I don't take offense to this at all, because it's not referring to Wiccan witches.

CaramelMacchiato 13

215 - Neither. And I'm a brunette, as you can tell from my profile picture. Are you blind or really stupid?

If you haven't realized most people don't really have photos of themselves on a website such as this. Haha your trying to rip on me, try find a frog with scales idiot.

yep, and I'm getting hot and bothered for u