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I think you may have a problem...
Only possible excuse is that your teacher is super hot.
.....,. ***********?
I had to do this while watching Troy during Latin club one day. I hadn't done it in a couple days and all those hot guys turned me on so much. So, you're not alone.
I would... Not over frogs though... Maybe over troy though. Makes it all the more exciting in public places.
It's called amplexus. I just won a science class jeopardy with that answer the other day ;)
Eurostar710- So you're gay?... Just wondering because your profile says mister.
Did anyone else read the FML and think, "Hey teach, I gotta go for a quick wank, be back in 2 minutes"?
Why were you watching a video on how French people have sex anyway?
Dominic1221- Ever heard of a question? Did you not see the "just wondering."
136- what does that have to do with anything?
162:- because French people are frogs. This is a well-known fact
French people are commonly referred to as frogs.
He may just have a high sex drive...
That's kinda low especially since you're in school
i like to hook up with the guy next to me......
Good to know
Whatever tickles your fancy op! ;)
he never said he did, he was just asking
When i was in Grade 9 one of my friends thought that **** meant piss so my next door neighbour and i joked about imagining him saying. BRB going for a Quick **** or Miss can i go to the bathroom for a quick ****.
Dude not at school! Control yourself
Some people tell me that I need help, Some people can **** off and go to hell.
Cypress hill! Dude ur awesome for knowing them!
I was gonna comment the exact same thing
So, was it a "pee" break or a "shit" break?
OP, you need SELF CONTROL!!! there's no need to wank every time you get horny.
131 - actually? That's wrong. In a lot of ways.
Yes. There is. That is, in fact, the only reason.
229- probably off working 3 jobs supporting their family to survive during this recession created by people whose kids go to $30,000/yr private high schools.
What the **** is wrong with people? 14 years old and is expecting a third kid!!?? People like that should ******* die. (That's just my opinion)
262- *cough cough Hitler cough Bin Laden cough cough*
But then again I bet the 14 year olds parents have designer clothes, iPhones, plasma tv's, and nice cars. The girl probably has the nicest of everything also. This country is so corrupt...
And also those private school kids are the ones who will help this world out and be educated. Also their parents ($30,000 school) are most likely hard working, educated people
237: How did private school kids create a recession? My god. You make it sound like private nice schools are a bad thing.
Private schools FTW!!!
exactly how did kids creat a recession?
But that's what makes it naughty!
Ah, puberty...
Miss piggy is very turned on by frogs. I know.
*You're
*insert fan pun*
96- That doesn't work with everybody, I see.
Princess tiana loves them froggies.
It's totally normal;) don't even worry about it
Yeah, completely normal protocol. Frogs arouse everyone.
Because their slimy backs and the way they stick their tongues out to catch flies... Oh yeah...
kandi_kid69, look up Gardevoir, hentai, Pokémon hentai. Then look up frog sex or whatever you put. There is your answer.
A. He didn't fantasize over frogs. B. he had a frog reproduction class, which will make him think of sex, which will get him horny. C. Everyones' mind works different and takes things like frog reproduction and then thinks of human reproduction. D. Love seeing girls comment on shit they don't know anything about. By that I mean how the simplest shit can turn a guy on, not because of what he's seeing but because of his mind.
185, I'm a guy and getting turned on by frogs in science is weird. Even worse that he had to go jack off in school
The frogs didn't turn him on, his mind did. If you read the D part of my comment you'll know what I'm talking about because you're a guy.
You do realize that girls can get turned on by random shit too. I don't think it's that odd that it turned him on, I think it's odd that he didn't try to think of something non-sexual to take care of the problem. Wanking at school just sounds odd, but then again maybe most guys do that...
Most guys don't wank at school, I'll crush that thought right now. I didn't say girls couldn't, and if they can, then clearly by the fml above its not to the extent of guys. I'm 100 percent sure he didn't have the frog in his mind when he was masturbating, it was either a person or just plain masturbating because he had an erection. Another thing, a guy could get horny and his erection won't go down for ages simply because he's THAT horny so maybe that's why he went for a wank. Girls on the other hand, correct me if you know more, get wet, labias expand, and the ******** hardens and it's easier to conceal that isn't it? Compared to an erection that is. Lastly he's at school meaning he's smack ban in the middle of puberty, for all he knows it could have been a spontaneous erection and not one brought on by the thought of frogs reproducing.
I think 4 is just being sarcastic.
Who the **** wants to watch frog sex?.. It's enough hearing about it
icallbullshit, you really need to calm your bouncy ass down. You're getting really strung out for no reason. I get the fact that you're justifying OP's situation but you've wasted everyone's time with your rants on the mechanics of the male mind. I get that you think you have a doctorate in health and sexual studies but I can only assume at 19 that you do not. That said, being a 19 year old guy does not immediately make you an all around expert on the subject of the teenage male mind.
So this isn't normal... *awkwardly walks away
This needs to be an illustrated FML
Lol love number fives profile
lol I love ur profile
One time I was in the washroom and there was wank juice all over the walls. I love my university -_-.
Ummmm, awkward school much?
6- I guess I missed a spot...
Wank juice? Really?
I prefer the words fap juice
Wank juice, happy juice, pappy juice, what eva ya wanna call it, it's still smothered all over the walls and smells like rotten tuna fish. Damn I feel sorry for who ever cleans up that sloppy mess.
149 Would you rather of had me call it sloppy Sammie's sticky surprise?
Better than the dude from a few years back that dry humped his dog. But still what the hell.....
O_o dafuq
Oh god, what is wrong with you? I mean, I understand a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, but... at school....?
Hey frogs are hot , especially green slimy toads and the way they rrriibbiitt
Toads aren't frogs genius
129 - YOU DON'T SAY?
You get hot and bothered by green, scaly, and warty creatures? You must be attracted to witches as well.
Frogs don't have scales.
As a Wiccan, I take slight offense to the "witch" reference. Lol.
They don't have scales
Frog Fetish
Jeez, you guys can't take a joke... -_-
163) you're just figuring this out now?
Frogs don't have warts either.
Who cares if frogs don't have scales or warts you guys know what she meant
Are you blonde or just really stupid ??
61 - As a Wiccan, I don't take offense to this at all, because it's not referring to Wiccan witches.
If you haven't realized most people don't really have photos of themselves on a website such as this. Haha your trying to rip on me, try find a frog with scales idiot.
yep, and I'm getting hot and bothered for u
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I think you may have a problem...
Dude not at school! Control yourself