FML : Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the...

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Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notadoorman - / Friday 25 July 2014 18:16 / United States - Elmont

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By Box0choklitz | 8

#6019219 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:35

She deserved it for being that kind of person.

By BadApple88 | 29

#6019221 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:37

And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh

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By Ghastly_fml | 15

#6019218 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:35

Well I hope it wasn't too bad OP! She sounds mean, at least she had to leave at some point!

mz135 | 12

#6019251 - Saturday 26 July 2014 1:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OysterPearls | 33

#6019260 - Saturday 26 July 2014 1:16

Being stressed doesn't give you the excuse to be an asshole.

jake_braves | 24

#6019269 - Saturday 26 July 2014 1:24

Ha wow b*tch!

srgsk9 | 9

#6019299 - Saturday 26 July 2014 2:18

@23, so why would she lean into the door? She thought it might knock her out and it would get her away from her kids? OP was being nice and she turned it into a civil rights crusade. Just say "thank you" regardless of who's holding it. How hard is that?

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6019388 - Saturday 26 July 2014 4:24

This is one reason why chivalry is almost dead. I'm surprised she hasn't tried to sue you with her fraudulent injury. Definitely needs a follow up...

CinnamonBunny | 16

#6019626 - Saturday 26 July 2014 7:48

Chivalry is bullshit. Holding the door open for someone is just the decent thing to do, regardless of gender, especially if they're towing round a couple of kids. Sorry this fucking bell end didn't appreciate your kindness, OP.

zbursach | 7

#6019667 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:24

#65 a follow up for what? "she hasn't tried to sue me yet. I'll follow up again tomorrow". not much to follow up on.

dabears1011234 | 27

#6019732 - Saturday 26 July 2014 9:45

Its her fault that she is stressed

Blaphlafagus | 19

#6020056 - Saturday 26 July 2014 21:15

Feminazis

By Box0choklitz | 8

#6019219 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:35

She deserved it for being that kind of person.

shudson186 | 17

#6019245 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:58

If that was my mother I would be so embarrassed. This lady should be ashamed and teach her kids better.

pizzarollsyum | 13

#6019322 - Saturday 26 July 2014 2:54

Imagine what her poor kids must go through.

CaptainSmith28 | 19

#6019420 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:03

Feminists. Smh

Godsofdracos | 15

#6019510 - Saturday 26 July 2014 5:42

One of the kids should step up and tell the mom to stop acting like child.

MortenM | 17

#6019681 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:45

Imagine what the kids will end up like with a mum that'll go that far to get any attention.

krad204 | 21

#6578345 - Monday 11 April 2016 9:42

That's insulting to children, even they don't act like that.

By BadApple88 | 29

#6019221 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:37

And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh

By GirlWhoLovesVB | 9

#6019223 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:38

Sometimes I am ashamed of the human race.

TheTacoMan | 24

#6019243 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:56

That includes you, buddy,

tiernang | 21

#6019275 - Saturday 26 July 2014 1:31

No, I am ape. Caesar says humans good. I no like human.

TheGreatPotato | 19

#6019344 - Saturday 26 July 2014 3:14

Thank goodness I happen to be a potato.

titandesu | 14

#6019351 - Saturday 26 July 2014 3:27

and a great one at that

BrEnNo1023 | 5

#6021873 - Monday 28 July 2014 18:50

Not just 'a', but *THE* great one :D

By fullalove | 23

#6019224 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:38

Some people are just ass holes

By tygerarmy | 35

#6019225 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:38

I hope you hit her with the door again in the back on the way out.

MortenM | 17

#6019682 - Saturday 26 July 2014 8:46

That would be well deserved but a bad example for her kids

Zomg_Okay | 26

#6019813 - Saturday 26 July 2014 13:39

103 - With her for a mother, those kids are going to be shitstains regardless of what OP does.

By JJ_86 | 22

#6019227 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:40

She got some insecurity issues.
At least you had the mind to help. Don't let some thickheads make you stop doing that.

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6021709 - Monday 28 July 2014 16:06

Or maybe she's just a feminist.

By abdiG | 27

#6019231 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:42

Dont you just hate people like her.

By buster113 | 15

#6019232 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:44

I would have just slammed it on her face and walked away

By Mauskau | 35

#6019234 - Saturday 26 July 2014 0:49

I always hold the door open for people, even if they're far away because it's funny watching them run. This woman is just a whiny bitch.

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