By Anon127 - 12/06/2012 02:40 - United States - Taunton

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML
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Il_Maestro 6

I prefer elephants. They paint you pictures, share your love for peanuts, can carry you around effortlessly, and can even spray you with water on hot days. Besides, no one will pick a fight with you. That bumper sticker that says "Bitch, I have an elephant" tells everyone that you mean business.

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J1hill33 12

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Il_Maestro 6

I prefer elephants. They paint you pictures, share your love for peanuts, can carry you around effortlessly, and can even spray you with water on hot days. Besides, no one will pick a fight with you. That bumper sticker that says "Bitch, I have an elephant" tells everyone that you mean business.

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KM96 24

Yep ... Everyone just owns a elephant these days ... But in my country, a trainer of an elephant just got killed. So maybe not the best option

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chemchic 7

I love my dogs and I will never enjoy being around cats since I'm severely allergic. I automatically think dogs are better but I haven't spent any time around cats so I guess my reasoning is biased :)

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J1hill33 12

23- I guess you're right. Some cats can be worse than others.

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mariah_victoria 0

Shut. Up. Omfg. >

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duckiegirl21 10

Everyone know Quagmire loves cats...and pussy! Giggity!

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Il_Maestro 6

Sounds like me. Except instead of running tap water, it's beer.

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RussianFox 13

What can I say? We love our running tap water.

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A83_fml 18

So does mine, it's a fricking conspiracy.

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OneLittleAdditio 9

ugh I hate cats. dogs are so much better. they show people that they care :)

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longview_fml 0

Cats do that too! Well, my cat do. :) I think cats are better than dogs! But that's my opinion..

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OneLittleAdditio 9

Thank you for not going off on me :) Maybe I just give off a bad vibe with cats. my experience with dogs has always been better.

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Roevera 14

Dogs are pretty awesome, but you'd have to be a dedicated cat owner to really see the good in cats. =]

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l23VIVE 17

Twenty nine just earned my respect... Though i prefer cats over dogs because cats (well unless it's my cat Ranger) don't bark at people and keep me up all night

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truth_spitta 0

41, your cat barks? O.o Anyways...a lot of people dont like cats because 9/10 times (yes I'm making a generalization) you have to get the cat when it is a kitten and raise it and earn its love and affection rather then just getting it from the start

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sprinklecakes 4

66 that's not true at all... You can earn the love and affection of a cat any age

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aleeshttylXD 9

one time i was walking my dog to my aunts house (which is only like, 10 houses away,) and she was unleashed, a cat decided to run over to my dog and attack her. i hate them now.

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Silverangel007 3

Lol, you just gave me one reason to like dogs! I'm not fond of that knock on the door followed by "are you saved?". Though i'm still not sold on either of those pets.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

you know how it goes. dogs are supposed to serve us. cats are supposed to be served by us.

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maliki32 7

YDI for getting a cat!

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usor_name 11

This sounds like a FML that my mom might write.

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blcksocks 19

You're the kitty's new bitch

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Looks like ima have to throw some cats. -Crazy Cat Lady

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Nevereverland 8

Man i'd rather have a pet rock than having a goldfish.

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SkoomaKi 27

^ You and Patrick Star would be good friends.

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Nevereverland 8

We're great friends are pets go to the same park :)

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