Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

by crankg / 10/21/2011 at 12:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

    #1 - On 10/21/2011 at 5:58am by ambowew

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  • Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

    #2 - On 10/21/2011 at 5:59am by Tarak

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