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Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (46952)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

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Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 5:58am by ambowew

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Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 5:59am by Tarak

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