By goldenshower - United States
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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  FYLD0UCHE_fml  |  0

First, she didn't put them in the washer because then they would be soaked, and a lot more people would probably notice soaked jeans more than odorous jeans, depending on the job. Second, some people might not be able to skip work or else they'd be fired, again depending on the job. I thought she made good decisions, except for the whole blacking out the night before she had to work part.

  ndiesal  |  0

Not necessarily...she passed out with her clothes on. We don't know if they had sex or not - I at first thought no but maybe she put them back on after sex? So maybe, maybe not.

Still, OP, were late for work as is, you might as well have gone home, changed, and been 15-30 minutes later. Probably wouldn't have made that much of a difference...


no I don't think this is the whore thing. I believe the poster was passed out at a merciful person's house who took care of her while she was drunk enough to be wetting herself. People who get that drunk that they pee themselves probably wouldn't be capable of redressing themself after sex