FML : Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene...

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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotSoSexy - / Thursday 26 November 2009 00:39 / United States

Intimacy

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By DameGreyWulf | 0

#688912 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:09

[facepalm]

By Jannick_fml | 0

#688917 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:13

[double facepalm]

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By DameGreyWulf | 0

#688912 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:09

[facepalm]

wooters | 1

#996455 - Tuesday 18 May 2010 03:52

what's facepalm?

Mouldy666 | 0

#1038050 - Monday 21 June 2010 12:18

fail

shumian | 4

#2508727 - Saturday 14 May 2011 04:04

Facepalm^

jaybear13 | 14

#5475188 - Thursday 2 May 2013 03:27

39 :epicfacepalm:

By Jannick_fml | 0

#688917 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:13

[double facepalm]

hellokittywhore | 0

#832456 - Sunday 7 February 2010 06:51

[triple facepalm] nowhere near ss what my friends mom walked in on. her masterbating with a curling iron!!!!! I kid you not!!!!

coolster56 | 0

#900148 - Sunday 28 February 2010 10:59

how can you do that

lan_drake | 9

#903640 - Monday 1 March 2010 09:05

when the curling iron isn't hot ....I hope

flakes_fml | 0

#988084 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 02:20

[quadruple facepalm]

hiloman500 | 0

#1360385 - Monday 6 September 2010 03:14

[headfist]

By Ninjaface | 0

#688923 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:15

Well, I'm not surprised that your dad would be disgusted by the ink all over your face from the marker exploding. At least you weren't using it to pleasure yourself, then you could have ended up carrying a neon-blue baby!

By la_lovurr | 0

#688945 - Thursday 26 November 2009 09:36

oh man, that sucks!

By ladiesman14 | 0

#688960 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:08

what a great girlfriend.

By a192837465 | 0

#688967 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:17

couldve had a V8

kayladance101 | 13

#1220551 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 04:02

lmaoo 6(:

By Raiders714 | 0

#688976 - Thursday 26 November 2009 10:24

Damn LOL wat did he say after?

By FMLjudge007 | 0

#689017 - Thursday 26 November 2009 11:05

I'm not even gonna comment

waterynuggets | 0

#689075 - Thursday 26 November 2009 11:58

Me, either, but I do agree with #10.

purple5 | 0

#689106 - Thursday 26 November 2009 12:30

you are #10 ...

By sydeshow | 0

#689027 - Thursday 26 November 2009 11:19

fail

By perdix | 29

#689118 - Thursday 26 November 2009 12:40

He was disgusted because you're a much better marker-sucker than your mom. And she hasn't sucked his marker in years!

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