FML : Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and...

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:00 /

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7760987 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:58

Well, you are now officially her property.

By davidfong | 13

#7761028 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 19:55

Don’t lie you drunk peed on her when you were sleeping.

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By jac_1964_au | 19

#7760983 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:46

Should have stayed in the bed you ain’t gonna smell any less

Cali | 54

#7760984 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:52

That's right !

tounces7 | 24

#7761176 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 5:39

Ya ever tried to sleep in a wet bed? It's not all that comfortable.

Dave_Davington | 33

#7761385 - Wednesday 30 January 2019 15:29

Can confirm.

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7760987 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 16:58

Well, you are now officially her property.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7760993 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 17:21

“I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.”

You got both!

By davidfong | 13

#7761028 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 19:55

Don’t lie you drunk peed on her when you were sleeping.

By simmpandher | 22

#7761043 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 20:15

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

By Jessepowers | 6

#7761045 - Tuesday 29 January 2019 20:16

https://youtu.be/eafRE74JGZ8

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