I find it funny how there are many positive comments about the man even if it was just sarcasm but if this was about a female everyone other comment would be screaming out SLUT and WHORE!!! OP- This FML just shows that your guy isn't too responsible i guess, so be careful with him but i'm sure he's a fine guy otherwise because you've been with him for so long.

lol Yes and throwing out insults with nothing to back it up make you seem so much smarter.

Wow18- I was thinking the same thing. Stupid double standard.

There are words for men too like gigalo or a boy toy.

Op deserves it. Not one, not two, but three times. :P

Don't feed the trolls. If someone has the word "troll" in their username, that's a big hint that responding is a waste of time.

Wow18, it sounded to me more like he might have cheated on her. Especially since this is an FML. Also that he may be a manipulative ass (ie: "Hey baby, do I HAVE to wear this?" "Nah, I'm sure you're fine, you don't need those pills") .... Or he's like that weirdo in the FML about the guy wanting this chick to have his children.

hmmm thats truely gotta suck..

Who wrote this FML? the count from Sesame Street? One, one mistake Two, two mistakes, Three, Three glorious mistakes. mwah ah ah ah...

heard of a manwhore and yeah sexism bites

organisedchaos: you must be gay, cause you just insulted a beautiful woman for no good reason. you're a real winner with the ladies, no doubt!!!

"Uh oh! Feminist alert! Activate code rainbow!"

Not necessarily "serious verility" all he needs is to not use birth control when having sex with those three women. Not super sperm. Just carelessness. Unless they were planned pregnancies maybe?

Its like an infomercial. "CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! THAT'S RIGHT! NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE CHILDREN AND WOMEN!!! ALL FOR JUST 19.99!! ORDER RIGHT NOW!!" I had to xD

Haha, nice one.

Epic. XD