Miscellaneous: Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing,...

By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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Pissed off

By lionhead14 - 20/05/2011 19:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

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ambowew 7

Friday 21 October 2011 11:58

Really? You'd rather piss in a pot plant than simply ignore everyone while you walk to the toilet.

Tarak_fml 7

Friday 21 October 2011 11:59

Why exactly did that seem like a good idea?

Comments

Jimster1712 0

Friday 21 October 2011 13:47

Haha i see what you did th... NO , PISS PUNS ARE NOT FUNNY

caity878 0

Friday 21 October 2011 13:56

Wow stupid much? Theres something called a toilet thats gross.

schaflava 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:07

^^shes not going to **** you!^^

Smiff80 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:20

I think that's the first step in growing a marijuana plant.

smirnoff1695 0

Friday 21 October 2011 14:45

This situation was totally avoidable and unnecessary. You could of just walked to the bathroom(like a normal person) and not talked to anybody.

PaddyMcFat 7

Friday 21 October 2011 14:48

Stupid ****, just piss in a bottle next time..

Danielique 15

Friday 21 October 2011 15:01

You clearly have some issues.

blinksmilewink 23

Friday 21 October 2011 15:05

Doubt this is real.

iFizzgig 11

Friday 21 October 2011 15:17

Are you training to be an antisocial deadbeat homeless piece of crap?

SonicRainboom 3

Friday 21 October 2011 18:10

Your asshole training seems to be complete.

iFizzgig 11

Friday 21 October 2011 22:52

Learned from the best...an ex

earthgirl 0

Friday 21 October 2011 15:26

I feel bad for the OP for having to do this. Social Anxiety/Social Phobia is a real thing.

Spastastic 6

Friday 21 October 2011 22:45

Indeed. While my Social Anxiety Disorder probably isn't bad enough to make me piss in a plant, the situation would make me extremely uncomfortable.

VaultDweller106 7

Saturday 15 September 2012 8:01

I agree with 104. I have social anxiety but I wouldn't feel that awkward that I couldn't go to the bathroom. I think OP is just lazy, no social anxiety to it.