Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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XHerobrineX 4

..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)

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ConnorBrown36 5

That would really piss me off

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XHerobrineX 4

..... It couldn't have gotten any worse :)

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iBanana 17

Oh, yes. It could have been far, far worse. ....Blue balls......

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TheresNoMoreTp 4

He could have tripped and landed on the table with all the drinks on it. Than peed himself.

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italiancows 8

It could have been WAY worst than that... Trust me on this one... (sigh...)

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iLickRainbows 2

Damn 35 you beat me to it. I was going to suggest the shameful act of pissing oneself.

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Truth_Nazi 0

Could've tripped and knocked himself out with the chair.

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skoob1 12

He could have had to pee when he was babysitting...

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dadli_fml 9

The cops could have driven by mid-stream....

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mariah_2014 0

Wow. Nice one.

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Amethyst888 14

61- No one really asked, but cool snake anyways! :)

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ladyLALAA 28

Least OP wasn't busted peeing in a cup at someone else's house!

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Roevera 14

Actually the only reason I mentioned what kind of snake was because someone say "Omg, it's a snake.." they deleted their comment and I look stupid.

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mizuki123 8

Its ok it happens to the best of us. Sounds like something that would happen to my friend.

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guitarbeast 22

Does your friend happen to be named Cosmos Kramer?

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mimi_animee 18

So you ended up peeing outside ? Couldn't you go back in to go to the bathroom ?

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rocker_chick105 31

apparently OP's bladder had a different idea

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nofearjenshere 12

Or maybe he was ashamed to go back in and look for a bathroom.

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twilightluver347 7

Idiot... Wow nice one :-/ outside? Most people would march back in proud... No not really lol

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b0ngs 7

Hrmph....reading your comment made me lose a fee brain cells.

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

I just hate when I lose a fee brain cells :/

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zingline89 18

Why am I not surprised that your profile says Ke$ha and Snooki are your idols

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1094568 1

5- you are probably one of those chicks who think they are hot... If you think that way you are 100% wrong you sound like a stuck up bitch... Sorry I don't know any other better way to put this.

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Epsilonyx 15

....can't forget her username...

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YacL 15

5 - Please don't speak again... or we're going to have a problem.

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MysticKnight 3

55- why, you have a problem with him idolizing Ke$ha and Snookie, you clock face dumb shit.

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MysticKnight 3

78- she*. And stop the **** for telling her not to speak again. She is a twilight lover, so she is cute.

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DocBastard 38

MysticKnight - her* And "stop the ****"? What?? Your thinly-veiled attempts at flirting with twilightluver by attacking her attackers has revealed your true imbecilic nature. Well done.

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ConnorBrown36 5

That would really piss me off

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Oh the irony... Wait, there's none.

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maniaccrab 0

The irony here is quite simple really, it's... *looks at commenter's picture* ...boobs... 0.0

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Crystal55621 19

Seriously, people? Stop staring at the boobs!

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MysticKnight 3

67- says the one who's pic shows man boobs

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