Health, School and Hair: Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We...

By Leijabug - 21/04/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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You deserved it 21 302

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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You deserved it 6 673

By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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You deserved it 604

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 08:23

Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML

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julfunky 29

Sunday 21 April 2019 20:25

I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI

ViviMage 39

Sunday 21 April 2019 19:34

You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair! Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!

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crazycrochetlady 12

Friday 15 February 2019 4:53

A dab of shampoo will clean it off skin if you dont wait to clean it off.

ViviMage 39

Sunday 21 April 2019 19:34

You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair! Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!

julfunky 29

Sunday 21 April 2019 20:25

I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI

raven_of_azarath 34

Sunday 21 April 2019 23:54

Rubbing alcohol cleans hair dye pretty easily. I suggest finding somewhere that sells it by the gallons.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 April 2019 2:04

Did you start headbanging before the dye was finished drying? Are you and your friend now known as Rocker Smurf, and Heavy Metal Smurf? If you were made to take your photos, I assume they're floating around the internet somewhere.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Monday 22 April 2019 22:59

The ceiling, really?? Baby wipes are pretty good at scrubbing it off your faces And most bathroom cleaner wipes will help clean up your parents bathroom