Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to...

By Leijabug - 21/4/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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By julfunky | 26

#7795800 - Sunday 21 April 2019 20:25

I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI

By ViviMage | 38

#7795777 - Sunday 21 April 2019 19:34

You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair!

Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!

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By crazycrochetlady | 12

#7769325 - Friday 15 February 2019 4:53

A dab of shampoo will clean it off skin if you dont wait to clean it off.

By ViviMage | 38

#7795777 - Sunday 21 April 2019 19:34

You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair!

Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!

By julfunky | 26

#7795800 - Sunday 21 April 2019 20:25

I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI

By raven_of_azarath | 28

#7795851 - Sunday 21 April 2019 23:54

Rubbing alcohol cleans hair dye pretty easily. I suggest finding somewhere that sells it by the gallons.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7795876 - Monday 22 April 2019 2:04

Did you start headbanging before the dye was finished drying? Are you and your friend now known as Rocker Smurf, and Heavy Metal Smurf? If you were made to take your photos, I assume they're floating around the internet somewhere.

By davidfong | 14

#7795877 - Monday 22 April 2019 2:05

Look everyone there some Smurf’s getting their picture taken.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7796148 - Monday 22 April 2019 22:59

The ceiling, really??
Baby wipes are pretty good at scrubbing it off your faces
And most bathroom cleaner wipes will help clean up your parents bathroom

By Phil | 13

#7796172 - Tuesday 23 April 2019 1:29

What are you like 10?

By AmbrosiaFan | 14

#7796176 - Tuesday 23 April 2019 1:45

Every school picture day I've seen has had one day to make it up if someone wasn't there... so I'm not really believing this one.