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Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41109) - you deserved it (3992)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Nothing says happy birthday like a clean asshole. Take it all in stride.

#1 - On 09/21/2013 at 8:43pm by BreynHope

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Swiggity swooty he's coming for that booty!

#9 - On 09/21/2013 at 8:45pm by BlesstheSilence

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