FML : Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very...

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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By reallyman__639 / Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:26 / United States

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By skinthesnakes | 6

#3725270 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:04

Did you not "wand" it?

By apache316 | 6

#3725286 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.

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By bjr1208 | 3

#3725266 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:04

Maybe it's a sign...

cruxx | 0

#3725312 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:09

Avada.. Kedavra!!

gregorrok1 | 0

#3725322 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:10

Avadra Cadavra!

lovepotion75 | 4

#3725366 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:17

I would have found it 'magical' receiving a wand.

nava1210 | 12

#3725371 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:17

Hey 1, if your with stupid, does that mean your with op??

KelpForBrains | 0

#3725375 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:18

I wander where he got it.

Spritemazter | 0

#3725476 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:39

Stop trying to be so serious OP, he obviously has a sense of humor, you should be grateful he got you anything at all.

honne_tatemae | 9

#3725497 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:48

Yer a wizard OP!

shireeniee | 8

#3725513 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:52

My friend has Snape's wand and Harry's wand. So jealous of him! I'd pick that over jewelry anyway, but then again, I'm just 16.

enonymous | 8

#3725533 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:58

Wand ? I don't think so Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box! It's my dick in a box, babe

changesinme | 0

#3725580 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:05

He's hoping he could abracada-takeoffher-bra

ambowew | 7

#3725623 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:19

If it was the Elder wand then you should be bloody grateful. He robbed Dumbledore's tomb, just for you.

mirag | 0

#3725625 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:19

Don't complain, now you're all ready for Hogwarts

claudio117 | 12

#3725675 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:34

I use to be a Sorcerer but I took a arrow to the knee

Anubyte | 0

#3725742 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:55

I'm a huffelpuff!

monster_tamer | 11

#3725884 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:45

I'm right with you, shire. I have Snape's wand and a Slytherin scarf and house crest banner.

noobgang7 | 5

#3726036 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:10

Are you sure it's a wand? Does it vibrate?

LordMaxington1 | 0

#3726274 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:14

Maybe she just hates Harry potter

funeralgal | 4

#3726296 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:22

1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Put your junk in the box 3. Give her the box...... It's a dick in a box!

cosmosis | 12

#3726316 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:30

141- that trick works well with a bucket of popcorn at the movies;)

iluvhobos | 5

#3727014 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:17

134-Sempra*

herrobear | 0

#3727766 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 01:37

Maybe you shouldn't be greedy an materialistic and be happy that you have a boyfriend who, although kind of nerdy, isn't a doucher.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#3727905 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:03

Hey being obsessed with Harry Potter doesn't have age limits! I have Lord Voldemort's wand along with Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's. I want the Elder Wand so bad.

iluvcupkakes | 0

#3728470 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:20

Or mabey it was just a magical night. :D

needsagf14 | 12

#3729324 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 05:58

Change your info. It'll definitely provoke an argument.

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#3732379 - Thursday 15 December 2011 01:48

#1's pic made me LOL no joke

Jiplo | 18

#3733132 - Thursday 15 December 2011 06:01

could be worse- like a twilight action figure or rebecca black music

joeytheman | 10

#4120139 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:35

You have been accepted to Hogwarts!

By skinthesnakes | 6

#3725270 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:04

Did you not "wand" it?

TherealMort | 0

#3725290 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

You can wish for a new boyfriend with it

teague95 | 16

#3725317 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:10

I wish that 2 would've never made that pun.

crackz12 | 10

#3725406 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:25

Im pretty sure you dont use a wand to make wishes..

GrammarNazzzzzi | 6

#3725429 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:29

Tell that to Cosmo and Wanda!

SuperKnuckels | 6

#3725763 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:05

-8 , you dont wish with wands where the hell...

morgan320 | 0

#3725791 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:14

"Wand"a That came as an unexpected pun to me..

123josie123 | 11

#3726006 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:05

Well at least he got you something right?? Lol

LordMaxington1 | 0

#3726270 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:12

Best comment iv ever read

ComTlancy | 12

#3726327 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:33

Geez, I wand-a why she didn't like it.

TheiMightyKhaL | 2

#3727921 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:07

I used to like wands, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

shannon1029 | 4

#3747893 - Sunday 18 December 2011 02:58

Tell Harry you don't want the wand.

proz | 2

#4366180 - Saturday 28 April 2012 05:15

wtf

By sammieg17 | 5

#3725273 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:05

Use the wand to wish for a necklace!:D

RedMosquito | 4

#3725489 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:42

Or play with his wand and make a pearl necklace.

nattynatters | 14

#3725910 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:52

Haha! Eww.

screamo_neve | 12

#3727384 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:20

Or when he gets on your nerves, hit him with the wand! Or turn him into a turtle.

Potterhead1 | 3

#3727676 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 01:16

3 - You don't use a wand to grant your wishes, you perform spells with it. OP could maybe use the wand to fashion a necklace out of thin air, but not wish for one. Stupid Muggle.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3727888 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:00

I bet you want to Avada Kedavra him huh?

akg98 | 13

#3727959 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:16

Hahaha YES potterhead 1 :)

akg98 | 13

#3727964 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:18

By TJ1991 | 3

#3725278 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

Wow WTF. Unless you're some hardcore Harry Potter fan I don't get it. Not exactly an extreme FYL but that's still a pretty terrible gift in my opinion.

Awahso | 25

#3725380 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:18

Can't tell if troll or serious.

rattusrattus | 18

#3725527 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:55

'Wand' can also refer to types of sex toy, I believe. Generally ones that go up the butt IIRC.

RawrNom | 0

#3725761 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:04

I would love a HP wand, more so than any necklace. yeah it's weird if you don't like it or it's a sex toy, but.. act happy and never use it?

Lanceeden | 12

#3725772 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 06:08

I HAVE THE ELDER WAND I GOT IT FROM OLLIVANDER HIMSELF

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3726072 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:16

Was it a Hitachi Magic Wand?

LandeisJ | 11

#3726152 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:35

Ollivander never had the elder wand, dumbass.

Lanceeden | 12

#3726350 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:40

128 - you're just mad you're a squib.

iliketwertles | 2

#3726452 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 09:15

Who says it was a gift?

ohmandapants | 16

#3726651 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:12

I got a wand for my birthday. Best. Gift. Ever.

HogwartsDropout7 | 0

#3727128 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:45

AVADA Kedavra.

Lanceeden | 12

#3727708 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 01:25

And btw 128 I mean I got it from the wizarding world in Orlando.

akg98 | 13

#3727974 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:20

Oooo can i borrow it ;)

bryannab1 | 0

#3728159 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:56

I agree with 4, Not everyone is a Harry Potter fan.

tburke1 | 7

#3728170 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:59

I think you mean Muggle..

shadowsun28 | 0

#3728233 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 03:22

Dude if the box was the size a necklace would come in than it safe to assume it was a wand from Harry potter.

skata | 4

#3728434 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:13

148- you're just mad you're a mudblood

downtime | 12

#3728447 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:16

253, Wands existed before Harry Potter. Its a fun gift, it shows the guy is playful and interesting. It also shows the OP isn't.

jets4 | 0

#3729307 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 05:48

People on here won't reply dumbass

By sat123 | 12

#3725280 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

Tap it on the table and say "Accio jewelry".

By MrSchneebly | 5

#3725284 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

He has given you the gift of magic cheer up

By apache316 | 6

#3725286 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.

perdix | 29

#3726433 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 09:12

Bend over!

Rach993 | 0

#3730742 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 05:02

Personally I'd take the wand over the necklace!

skizzlerz | 0

#3737402 - Friday 16 December 2011 03:37

Fuuuuccckk I want a wand! Stop your complaining and just be happy with the damn thing.

By afulks78 | 11

#3725291 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:06

Avada cadabra !

Moviegirl89 | 11

#3725553 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:00

Fail

ambowew | 7

#3725629 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 05:21

Filthy Muggle. CRUCIO!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3726195 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 07:50

Avada? The fuck?

leogirl95 | 12

#3726334 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:35

Abracadabra or Arvada Kadavra . Choose one, or none at all

SiriusOrionBlack | 19

#3726660 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:14

you fail. AVADA KEDAVRA!

ohmandapants | 16

#3726673 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:16

Excuse you. It's Avada Kedavra. Edit: Sirius beat me to it

dgiss4297 | 0

#3726812 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 10:38

hahaha very cruel though

xShannonxSammyx | 7

#3727030 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:20

Kedavra, dumbass.

HogwartsDropout7 | 0

#3727142 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:46

No.. Just shut up. It's Avada kedavra.

ohmandapants | 16

#3727211 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:54

Yeah. We've covered that.

c27muskrat | 0

#3727349 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:14

it is avada kadavra

ohmandapants | 16

#3727423 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:26

No, it's not. Go read the books.

leogirl95 | 12

#3728175 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 03:01

Oh for god's sake, excuse my ignorance, it's Avada Kedavra. I forgot how to spell it the first time lol.

sj100511 | 0

#3728325 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 03:45

Avada Kedavra or Abra Cadabra- not both

PopRocks14 | 0

#3729325 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 05:58

Guys, Siriusly.

By Steve95401 | 48

#3725302 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:08

Since the boyfriend gave OP a wand instead of a necklace, she won't let him use him use his "magic wand" later that evening.

By GrammarNazzzzzi | 6

#3725304 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 04:08

It would've been worse if...IT WAS HIS DICK IN A BOX!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3726267 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 08:12

Family Guy reference? Haha!

elephantom12 | 9

#3726537 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 09:41

Nope, lonelyisland reference.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3726554 - Tuesday 13 December 2011 09:45

Either way.

raydaly | 5

#3727625 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 01:02

lonely island ruled lol dik ina box Ahhhh Justin t's best song yet :) lol that and 3 way nd motherlover :D

redfishbluefish2 | 13

#3727961 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:17

I've heard it both ways.

akg98 | 13

#3727985 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 02:23

1: CUT A HOLE IN DA BOX! 2: STICK YOU JUNK IN DA BOX! 3: HAVE THE GIRL OPEN THE BOX !!!!! lol

loveanthony645 | 5

#3728452 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:17

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