Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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skinthesnakes
| 6
Did you not "wand" it?
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apache316
| 6
Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.
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bjr1208
| 3
Maybe it's a sign...
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cruxx
| 0
Avada.. Kedavra!!
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gregorrok1
| 0
Avadra Cadavra!
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lovepotion75
| 4
I would have found it 'magical' receiving a wand.
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nava1210
| 12
Hey 1, if your with stupid, does that mean your with op??
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KelpForBrains
| 0
I wander where he got it.
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Spritemazter
| 0
Stop trying to be so serious OP, he obviously has a sense of humor, you should be grateful he got you anything at all.
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honne_tatemae
| 9
Yer a wizard OP!
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shireeniee
| 8
My friend has Snape's wand and Harry's wand. So jealous of him! I'd pick that over jewelry anyway, but then again, I'm just 16.
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enonymous
| 8
Wand ? I don't think so
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box!
It's my dick in a box, babe
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box!
It's my dick in a box, babe
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changesinme
| 0
He's hoping he could abracada-takeoffher-bra
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ambowew
| 7
If it was the Elder wand then you should be bloody grateful.
He robbed Dumbledore's tomb, just for you.
He robbed Dumbledore's tomb, just for you.
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mirag
| 0
Don't complain, now you're all ready for Hogwarts
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claudio117
| 12
I use to be a Sorcerer but I took a arrow to the knee
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Anubyte
| 0
I'm a huffelpuff!
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monster_tamer
| 11
I'm right with you, shire. I have Snape's wand and a Slytherin scarf and house crest banner.
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noobgang7
| 5
Are you sure it's a wand? Does it vibrate?
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LordMaxington1
| 0
Maybe she just hates Harry potter
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funeralgal
| 4
1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Give her the box......
It's a dick in a box!
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Give her the box......
It's a dick in a box!
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cosmosis
| 12
141- that trick works well with a bucket of popcorn at the movies;)
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iluvhobos
| 5
134-Sempra*
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herrobear
| 0
Maybe you shouldn't be greedy an materialistic and be happy that you have a boyfriend who, although kind of nerdy, isn't a doucher.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Hey being obsessed with Harry Potter doesn't have age limits! I have Lord Voldemort's wand along with Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's. I want the Elder Wand so bad.
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iluvcupkakes
| 0
Or mabey it was just a magical night. :D
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needsagf14
| 12
Change your info. It'll definitely provoke an argument.
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ArielTheMermaid
| 17
#1's pic made me LOL no joke
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Jiplo
| 18
could be worse- like a twilight action figure or rebecca black music
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joeytheman
| 10
You have been accepted to Hogwarts!
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skinthesnakes
| 6
Did you not "wand" it?
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TherealMort
| 0
You can wish for a new boyfriend with it
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teague95
| 16
I wish that 2 would've never made that pun.
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crackz12
| 10
Im pretty sure you dont use a wand to make wishes..
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GrammarNazzzzzi
| 6
Tell that to Cosmo and Wanda!
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SuperKnuckels
| 6
-8 , you dont wish with wands where the hell...
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morgan320
| 0
"Wand"a
That came as an unexpected pun to me..
That came as an unexpected pun to me..
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123josie123
| 11
Well at least he got you something right?? Lol
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LordMaxington1
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Best comment iv ever read
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ComTlancy
| 12
Geez, I wand-a why she didn't like it.
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TheiMightyKhaL
| 2
I used to like wands, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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shannon1029
| 4
Tell Harry you don't want the wand.
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proz
| 2
wtf
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sammieg17
| 5
Use the wand to wish for a necklace!:D
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RedMosquito
| 4
Or play with his wand and make a pearl necklace.
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nattynatters
| 14
Haha! Eww.
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screamo_neve
| 12
Or when he gets on your nerves, hit him with the wand!
Or turn him into a turtle.
Or turn him into a turtle.
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Potterhead1
| 3
3 - You don't use a wand to grant your wishes, you perform spells with it. OP could maybe use the wand to fashion a necklace out of thin air, but not wish for one. Stupid Muggle.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I bet you want to Avada Kedavra him huh?
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akg98
| 13
Hahaha YES potterhead 1 :)
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akg98
| 13
!
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TJ1991
| 3
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
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Awahso
| 25
Can't tell if troll or serious.
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rattusrattus
| 18
'Wand' can also refer to types of sex toy, I believe. Generally ones that go up the butt IIRC.
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RawrNom
| 0
I would love a HP wand, more so than any necklace. yeah it's weird if you don't like it or it's a sex toy, but.. act happy and never use it?
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Lanceeden
| 12
I HAVE THE ELDER WAND I GOT IT FROM OLLIVANDER HIMSELF
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Was it a Hitachi Magic Wand?
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LandeisJ
| 11
Ollivander never had the elder wand, dumbass.
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Lanceeden
| 12
128 - you're just mad you're a squib.
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iliketwertles
| 2
Who says it was a gift?
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ohmandapants
| 16
I got a wand for my birthday. Best. Gift. Ever.
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HogwartsDropout7
| 0
AVADA Kedavra.
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Lanceeden
| 12
And btw 128 I mean I got it from the wizarding world in Orlando.
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akg98
| 13
Oooo can i borrow it ;)
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bryannab1
| 0
I agree with 4, Not everyone is a Harry Potter fan.
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tburke1
| 7
I think you mean Muggle..
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shadowsun28
| 0
Dude if the box was the size a necklace would come in than it safe to assume it was a wand from Harry potter.
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skata
| 4
148- you're just mad you're a mudblood
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downtime
| 12
253, Wands existed before Harry Potter. Its a fun gift, it shows the guy is playful and interesting. It also shows the OP isn't.
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jets4
| 0
People on here won't reply dumbass
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sat123
| 12
Tap it on the table and say "Accio jewelry".
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MrSchneebly
| 5
He has given you the gift of magic cheer up
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apache316
| 6
Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.
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perdix
| 29
Bend over!
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Rach993
| 0
Personally I'd take the wand over the necklace!
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skizzlerz
| 0
Fuuuuccckk I want a wand! Stop your complaining and just be happy with the damn thing.
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afulks78
| 11
Avada cadabra !
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Moviegirl89
| 11
Fail
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ambowew
| 7
Filthy Muggle.
CRUCIO!
CRUCIO!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Avada? The fuck?
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leogirl95
| 12
Abracadabra or Arvada Kadavra . Choose one, or none at all
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SiriusOrionBlack
| 20
you fail. AVADA KEDAVRA!
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ohmandapants
| 16
Excuse you. It's Avada Kedavra.
Edit: Sirius beat me to it
Edit: Sirius beat me to it
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dgiss4297
| 0
hahaha very cruel though
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xShannonxSammyx
| 7
Kedavra, dumbass.
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HogwartsDropout7
| 0
No.. Just shut up. It's Avada kedavra.
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ohmandapants
| 16
Yeah. We've covered that.
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c27muskrat
| 0
it is avada kadavra
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ohmandapants
| 16
No, it's not. Go read the books.
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leogirl95
| 12
Oh for god's sake, excuse my ignorance, it's Avada Kedavra. I forgot how to spell it the first time lol.
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sj100511
| 0
Avada Kedavra or Abra Cadabra- not both
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PopRocks14
| 0
Guys, Siriusly.
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Steve95401
| 49
Since the boyfriend gave OP a wand instead of a necklace, she won't let him use him use his "magic wand" later that evening.
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GrammarNazzzzzi
| 6
It would've been worse if...IT WAS HIS DICK IN A BOX!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Family Guy reference? Haha!
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elephantom12
| 9
Nope, lonelyisland reference.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Either way.
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raydaly
| 5
lonely island ruled lol dik ina box Ahhhh Justin t's best song yet :) lol that and 3 way nd motherlover :D
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redfishbluefish2
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I've heard it both ways.
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akg98
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1: CUT A HOLE IN DA BOX! 2: STICK YOU JUNK IN DA BOX! 3: HAVE THE GIRL OPEN THE BOX !!!!! lol
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loveanthony645
| 5
Worse?