By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
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lovepotion75 4

I would have found it 'magical' receiving a wand.

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nava1210 12

Hey 1, if your with stupid, does that mean your with op??

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Spritemazter 0

Stop trying to be so serious OP, he obviously has a sense of humor, you should be grateful he got you anything at all.

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shireeniee 8

My friend has Snape's wand and Harry's wand. So jealous of him! I'd pick that over jewelry anyway, but then again, I'm just 16.

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enonymous 8

Wand ? I don't think so Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box! It's my dick in a box, babe

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changesinme 0

He's hoping he could abracada-takeoffher-bra

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ambowew 7

If it was the Elder wand then you should be bloody grateful. He robbed Dumbledore's tomb, just for you.

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mirag 0

Don't complain, now you're all ready for Hogwarts

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claudio117 12

I use to be a Sorcerer but I took a arrow to the knee

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monster_tamer 11

I'm right with you, shire. I have Snape's wand and a Slytherin scarf and house crest banner.

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noobgang7 5

Are you sure it's a wand? Does it vibrate?

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funeralgal 4

1. Cut a hole in the box 2. Put your junk in the box 3. Give her the box...... It's a dick in a box!

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cosmosis 12

141- that trick works well with a bucket of popcorn at the movies;)

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herrobear 0

Maybe you shouldn't be greedy an materialistic and be happy that you have a boyfriend who, although kind of nerdy, isn't a doucher.

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scrapmetal58 9

Hey being obsessed with Harry Potter doesn't have age limits! I have Lord Voldemort's wand along with Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's. I want the Elder Wand so bad.

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iluvcupkakes 0

Or mabey it was just a magical night. :D

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needsagf14 12

Change your info. It'll definitely provoke an argument.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

#1's pic made me LOL no joke

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Jiplo 18

could be worse- like a twilight action figure or rebecca black music

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teague95 16

I wish that 2 would've never made that pun.

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crackz12 10

Im pretty sure you dont use a wand to make wishes..

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Tell that to Cosmo and Wanda!

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SuperKnuckels 6

-8 , you dont wish with wands where the hell...

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morgan320 0

"Wand"a That came as an unexpected pun to me..

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123josie123 11

Well at least he got you something right?? Lol

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TheiMightyKhaL 2

I used to like wands, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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RedMosquito 4

Or play with his wand and make a pearl necklace.

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screamo_neve 12

Or when he gets on your nerves, hit him with the wand! Or turn him into a turtle.

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Potterhead1 3

3 - You don't use a wand to grant your wishes, you perform spells with it. OP could maybe use the wand to fashion a necklace out of thin air, but not wish for one. Stupid Muggle.

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akg98 13

Hahaha YES potterhead 1 :)

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rattusrattus 18

'Wand' can also refer to types of sex toy, I believe. Generally ones that go up the butt IIRC.

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RawrNom 0

I would love a HP wand, more so than any necklace. yeah it's weird if you don't like it or it's a sex toy, but.. act happy and never use it?

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Lanceeden 12

I HAVE THE ELDER WAND I GOT IT FROM OLLIVANDER HIMSELF

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Was it a Hitachi Magic Wand?

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LandeisJ 11

Ollivander never had the elder wand, dumbass.

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ohmandapants 16

I got a wand for my birthday. Best. Gift. Ever.

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HogwartsDropout7 0

AVADA Kedavra.

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Lanceeden 12

And btw 128 I mean I got it from the wizarding world in Orlando.

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akg98 13

Oooo can i borrow it ;)

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bryannab1 0

I agree with 4, Not everyone is a Harry Potter fan.

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shadowsun28 0

Dude if the box was the size a necklace would come in than it safe to assume it was a wand from Harry potter.

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skata 4

148- you're just mad you're a mudblood

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downtime 12

253, Wands existed before Harry Potter. Its a fun gift, it shows the guy is playful and interesting. It also shows the OP isn't.

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sat123 12

Tap it on the table and say "Accio jewelry".

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MrSchneebly 5

He has given you the gift of magic cheer up

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Rach993 0

Personally I'd take the wand over the necklace!

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skizzlerz 0

Fuuuuccckk I want a wand! Stop your complaining and just be happy with the damn thing.

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leogirl95 12

Abracadabra or Arvada Kadavra . Choose one, or none at all

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ohmandapants 16

Excuse you. It's Avada Kedavra. Edit: Sirius beat me to it

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dgiss4297 0

hahaha very cruel though

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Kedavra, dumbass.

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HogwartsDropout7 0

No.. Just shut up. It's Avada kedavra.

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c27muskrat 0

it is avada kadavra

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leogirl95 12

Oh for god's sake, excuse my ignorance, it's Avada Kedavra. I forgot how to spell it the first time lol.

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Steve95401 49

Since the boyfriend gave OP a wand instead of a necklace, she won't let him use him use his "magic wand" later that evening.

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

It would've been worse if...IT WAS HIS DICK IN A BOX!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Family Guy reference? Haha!

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raydaly 5

lonely island ruled lol dik ina box Ahhhh Justin t's best song yet :) lol that and 3 way nd motherlover :D

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akg98 13

1: CUT A HOLE IN DA BOX! 2: STICK YOU JUNK IN DA BOX! 3: HAVE THE GIRL OPEN THE BOX !!!!! lol

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