Maybe it's a sign...

Avada.. Kedavra!!

Avadra Cadavra!

I would have found it 'magical' receiving a wand.

Hey 1, if your with stupid, does that mean your with op??

I wander where he got it.

Stop trying to be so serious OP, he obviously has a sense of humor, you should be grateful he got you anything at all.

Yer a wizard OP!

My friend has Snape's wand and Harry's wand. So jealous of him! I'd pick that over jewelry anyway, but then again, I'm just 16.

Wand ? I don't think so

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special, girl... it's my dick in a box!
It's my dick in a box, babe

He's hoping he could abracada-takeoffher-bra

If it was the Elder wand then you should be bloody grateful.

He robbed Dumbledore's tomb, just for you.

Don't complain, now you're all ready for Hogwarts

I use to be a Sorcerer but I took a arrow to the knee

I'm a huffelpuff!

I'm right with you, shire. I have Snape's wand and a Slytherin scarf and house crest banner.

Are you sure it's a wand? Does it vibrate?

Maybe she just hates Harry potter

1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Give her the box......
It's a dick in a box!

141- that trick works well with a bucket of popcorn at the movies;)

134-Sempra*

Maybe you shouldn't be greedy an materialistic and be happy that you have a boyfriend who, although kind of nerdy, isn't a doucher.

Hey being obsessed with Harry Potter doesn't have age limits! I have Lord Voldemort's wand along with Harry's, Ron's, and Hermione's. I want the Elder Wand so bad.

Or mabey it was just a magical night. :D

Change your info. It'll definitely provoke an argument.

#1's pic made me LOL no joke

could be worse- like a twilight action figure or rebecca black music

You have been accepted to Hogwarts!

Did you not "wand" it?

You can wish for a new boyfriend with it

I wish that 2 would've never made that pun.

Im pretty sure you dont use a wand to make wishes..

Tell that to Cosmo and Wanda!

-8 , you dont wish with wands where the hell...

"Wand"a
That came as an unexpected pun to me..

Well at least he got you something right?? Lol

Best comment iv ever read

Geez, I wand-a why she didn't like it.

I used to like wands, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Tell Harry you don't want the wand.

wtf

Use the wand to wish for a necklace!:D

Or play with his wand and make a pearl necklace.

Haha! Eww.

Or when he gets on your nerves, hit him with the wand!
Or turn him into a turtle.

3 - You don't use a wand to grant your wishes, you perform spells with it. OP could maybe use the wand to fashion a necklace out of thin air, but not wish for one. Stupid Muggle.

I bet you want to Avada Kedavra him huh?

Hahaha YES potterhead 1 :)

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Can't tell if troll or serious.

'Wand' can also refer to types of sex toy, I believe. Generally ones that go up the butt IIRC.

I would love a HP wand, more so than any necklace. yeah it's weird if you don't like it or it's a sex toy, but.. act happy and never use it?

I HAVE THE ELDER WAND I GOT IT FROM OLLIVANDER HIMSELF

Was it a Hitachi Magic Wand?

Ollivander never had the elder wand, dumbass.

128 - you're just mad you're a squib.

Who says it was a gift?

I got a wand for my birthday. Best. Gift. Ever.

AVADA Kedavra.

And btw 128 I mean I got it from the wizarding world in Orlando.

Oooo can i borrow it ;)

I agree with 4, Not everyone is a Harry Potter fan.

I think you mean Muggle..

Dude if the box was the size a necklace would come in than it safe to assume it was a wand from Harry potter.

148- you're just mad you're a mudblood

253, Wands existed before Harry Potter. Its a fun gift, it shows the guy is playful and interesting. It also shows the OP isn't.

People on here won't reply dumbass

Tap it on the table and say "Accio jewelry".

He has given you the gift of magic cheer up

Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.

Bend over!

Personally I'd take the wand over the necklace!

Fuuuuccckk I want a wand! Stop your complaining and just be happy with the damn thing.

Avada cadabra !

Fail

Filthy Muggle.

CRUCIO!

Avada? The fuck?

Abracadabra or Arvada Kadavra . Choose one, or none at all

you fail. AVADA KEDAVRA!

Excuse you. It's Avada Kedavra.
Edit: Sirius beat me to it

hahaha very cruel though

Kedavra, dumbass.

No.. Just shut up. It's Avada kedavra.

Yeah. We've covered that.

it is avada kadavra

No, it's not. Go read the books.

Oh for god's sake, excuse my ignorance, it's Avada Kedavra. I forgot how to spell it the first time lol.

Avada Kedavra or Abra Cadabra- not both

Guys, Siriusly.

Since the boyfriend gave OP a wand instead of a necklace, she won't let him use him use his "magic wand" later that evening.

It would've been worse if...IT WAS HIS DICK IN A BOX!

Family Guy reference? Haha!

Nope, lonelyisland reference.

Either way.

lonely island ruled lol dik ina box Ahhhh Justin t's best song yet :) lol that and 3 way nd motherlover :D

I've heard it both ways.

1: CUT A HOLE IN DA BOX! 2: STICK YOU JUNK IN DA BOX! 3: HAVE THE GIRL OPEN THE BOX !!!!! lol

Worse?