Talk to me baby

By fizzie101 - 18/10/2014 21:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 488
You deserved it 4 686

Same thing different taste

Top comments


DogeMan 14

#52. With literacy skills like that, i'm surprised you can read...

This is the part of FML that your sarcasm is so good, people actually think you're stupid.

Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"

You should ask her: "who's your daddy?!?" And she responds: "you are sir"

I literally just tried that after reading your comment #16 Her response: "My daddy? I don't get it." Lol

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marzipanimal 15

To me she said,"I know this must mean something, everybody keeps asking me this question."

I asked Siri, "Who's your daddy?", and she replied, "You are. Can we get back to work now?"

I asked Siri "who's your daddy?" And she replied "I forget" lol

I asked Siri "who's your daddy?" And she replied with "who's yours?" And then I cried because I'm Batman.

I guess you sound like her... I don't know what to say to that

ShadowlessSpear 21

Gotta wonder how that went. "How can I assist you?" "Oh yes Siri you're doing just fine."

poor siri just because she has a robot girl voice all the horny guys want a piece of her circuit board.