ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
DrSEXYhere 0
First
silentbutfunny 0
Omg omg omg omg omg NO WAY!
jtthegr8 26
Oh ya! Well! I wasnt first! D:
MagicallyFat 12
Your still with the man of your dreams. That doesn't happen to often op
thebottomdog 0
Least he didnt fart in yer mouth
quite_bored 9
silentbutfunny, why do you insist on commenting? You're neither silent nor funny.
silentbutfunny 0
Why are you quite bored? Your on fml!
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
sonrisapreciosa 6
How romantic...
EatnBeef 7
Shit happens.
DA14573 6
I'm sure it was an accidental and involuntary burp. Just over look it. One day he'll be going down on you or having sex with you and you will queef, and he will return the favor.
greentiger 5
Atleast it wasn't yiy
SoccerGod234 0
What did it taste like?
silentbutfunny 0
Human digestive juices? O.o
MichellinMan 20
cheese and rice.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
He's from India so probably curry.
Enslaved 38
Beer and Doritos.
somebody_special 9
beer and cheese
Yak99 0
Bear piss
heilheather 7
Bear Grylls' piss
katty2229 4
Yummy
ljcarranza 16
could you tell what it was he ate??
zombiegold 23
No.
Branflakes78 13
He had Garlic Tacos with an Onion Burger
boydeee01 7
I guess Garlic Tacos and Onion Burgers are now proper nouns. Yippee!
123josie123 11
Ew! Hope he didn't burp his dinner up in your mouth as well OP! Fyl
JenniferTheDark 0
As gross as it is, dating always has its akward moments. I hope he apologized, though...
JenniferTheDark 0
As gross as it is, dating always has its akward moments. I hope he apologized, though...
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
BrickWalls 2
Your picture makes me laugh everytime xD
savy7093 9
94- Well, your picture makes me laugh every time. :D
ladyLALAA 29
114- your picture made me laugh only one time.
boredblonde 17
Some people have no class -_-
GoW_Chick 15
Really, all because he accidentally burped, if he didn't apologize after the fact then I could kinda see it as no class, but it's a normal bodily function that you sometimes can't control.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Like GoW said this has nothing to do with class...if the guy were to have burped and blown it into her face that wouldn't be very classy. But burping isn't a function some people can control so before you post something like a douche make sure it's correct.
quite_bored 9
About as much class as saying someone has no class over the Internet.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Wow 75 way to be classy;)
quite_bored 9
And so the cycle continues.