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Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

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Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

#2 - On 02/04/2012 at 1:43pm by jtthegr8

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Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

#11 - On 02/04/2012 at 1:52pm by 21jason

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