Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
DangerousGirl91 2
LOL it's ok. I would have laughed it off and flirted with him if I were you. have some sense of hunour, man!
GetTheFuckOut 7
It's just a burp. Seriously?
LateandGreat 11
Man of your dreams? How quaintly victorian :|
mrssuarez2011 12
And this is the end of your life why? Think of how embarrassed the poor guy is, get over it and kiss him again.
LianLover 0
At least you got a kiss from "the man of your dreams" and besides He probably did it on accident
kei1108 13
It's okay! Make a joke out of it! First kisses with a new person are almost always awkward. :) Be glad that you got the man of your dreams! Great for you!! :D
EmilyStrauch 8
He must be embarrassed. I would just laugh, pop in some breath mints for you both, and carry on(:
opinionmaker 7
So apparently that kiss was enough to fill his stomach... on brighter side, you don't need to cook to impress him :D
wuzzup969 2
I still would be satisfied
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Don't be so ungrateful! Be happy that "the man of your dreams" kissed you!