Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
beddington
| 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
By
MasterE56
| 4
Nothing wrong with that!
COMMENTS
By
MasterE56
| 4
Nothing wrong with that!
Reply
justmethough
| 8
Well something tells me you should plan an intense "workout" schedule.
Reply
StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
On the bright side, she could be making you clean or do chores. If all girlfriends were like yours, we would all be in shape.
Reply
hellbilly205
| 17
I agree, i see no problem here i wish my girlfriend would do that for me...not that i have a girlfriend or a weight problem...but still i'd be nice.
Reply
TheFunnyTroll
| 3
Doesn't matter had sex
Reply
kerrwoof
| 13
I've been giving my boyfriend a good workout ever since we started hooking up. I'm not in it to have him exercise, I just simply like having sex with him. I'm sure it can be a little over whelming though for OP, my boyfriend tells me I'm a little too much to handle at times.
Reply
shanemaximo
| 7
Are you seriously complaining about that? That beats the hell out of going to the gym with a bunch of sweaty guys! No one is going to have sex with you there! ...you hope...
Reply
eb0ny
| 15
I don't see how this is an FML!
Reply
TraeThaTruth07
| 7
I think the problem OP has with the situation is that she doesn't do it for enjoyment. The sex may be amazing for him but if she isn't really into it then that sorta sucks.
Reply
Awsumuzzie
| 12
My gosh 39, that story touched my heart! and many other places. Please tell it again!
Reply
kyarush
| 10
I don't see the problem..
Reply
TheJester12
| 15
I do the same thing with my fat girlfriend. it only becomes problematic when she confuses my member for a hot dog and bites down .
Reply
teague95
| 16
39 - Wow I for one am amazed at your modesty
Reply
Morgannnnuhhh
| 1
Someone ALWAYS beats you to the first comment..
Reply
zephyrum
| 0
Eat more sex more that's a mans dream
Reply
AFCA020
| 4
I can't really say ydi, but somehow fyl doesn't really apply either....
Reply
LoveMay
| 10
39- How does that in any way relate to the FML? O.o
Reply
xXwolflegionXx
| 8
I believe this is called "sexercise."
Reply
unitedfan11
| 0
If you do it right, you can burn 350 calories an hour ;)
Reply
Nightvenom
| 0
OMG. A smart and pretty girl. you better put a ring on her finger before someone else discovers her awesomeness. To think a girl who has sex purely so that her boyfriend can get in better shape because she cares about him so much. I will take her off your handsif you don't want her. You Ungrateful narrow-minded dimwitted, nitpicking little man. Most likey metaphorically and " physically". Shame on youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:0
Reply
K_kanaka
| 26
OP this is not a FML. Most if not all men would not even complain about it.
If I were you OP I would try to "exercise" as much as possible.
If I were you OP I would try to "exercise" as much as possible.
Reply
tjv3
| 10
Umm you are still getting laid lol so chin up
Reply
tony23h
| 7
Exercise is good for health.. And practice makes perfect.
Reply
alikayanna
| 0
But try not to last too long because once you lose weight you might not get laid anymore. Twinkles for the win!
Reply
ankoku
| 2
Yea tell her you feel like you can do a few extra sets today
By
lindon555
| 0
Then thrust faster, make her happy
Reply
TheMaster15
| 10
Yeah! You should be thanking her.
Reply
DayAndNite
| 8
He gets to fuck his girlfriend and get in better shape, life must be rough.
Reply
Smokindevil
| 9
I know right life sucks
Reply
CockAsian
| 14
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Reply
ladyLALAA
| 28
Get creative! Your girlfriend sounds like a champ, she could be giving you diet pills in secret instead.
By
snowmount07
| 6
Well, the membership for that can be pretty expensive
Reply
hemz_fml
| 13
At least she cares about your health
Reply
Right_Click
| 12
I just want to know if it works...
Reply
taco_bender
| 12
Yeah its expensive but he gets a personal trainer and tips to exercise more efficently with better results.
By
Giantsfann7
| 0
Best exercise EVER!!!
Reply
Burrito_Time
| 5
Thumbs down just cause your a giants fan
Reply
Troll_spray
| 6
Thumbs up cuz of his profile picture... Ill betray the pats anyday for that. lol
Reply
Llama_Face89
| 33
GO PATS!!
Reply
ZealIFeel
| 7
Thumbs way down because you're from Arlington and are wearing a Yankees cap. Talk about betrayal.
Reply
urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Thumbs up if you'd rather watch the US open
Reply
btnhdude
| 0
*EDIT*
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Reply
jtthegr8
| 26
Im jealous of his exercise methods
Reply
ballshardnigMC
| 2
I wanna exercise with u;)
By
a1f0sff
| 25
Tell her you do the same.
Reply
ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Can you read?
By
Harpy20
| 24
Sounds like a keeper and sounds like she cares enough. You obviously need it if that's how she's trying to solve it.
Reply
LoveMay
| 10
Creeper*
Reply
uprising_fml
| 0
yeah, my boyfriend and I use sex for exercise as much as pleasure, it works the abs hardcore .
By
beddington
| 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
Reply
olpally
| 32
And boom goes the dynamite!!! Be happy op!!! :D
Reply
Morgannnnuhhh
| 1
Fat guy sex.
Reply
StormGirl142
| 24
Still counts :)
Reply
TheLefty
| 1
Damn, beat me to it..
By
sweettpie129
| 11
Get it in boyy
By
dasteve
| 0
So, how do you count how many reps you do?
Reply
kez238
| 0
He's unfit.. Their probably slow reps..
By
poleybear
| 3
Then go lose some weight fatty!
Reply
Awsumuzzie
| 12
He... Is? That's part of the point to this fml.
Reply
soopafreak
| 11
But if he loses weight she won't have sex with him anymore.