he was transferring his embarrassing fart into you.

In Texas, a big wet fart is how they say "Howdy".

"Love the gas Meg, LOVE THE GAS!!"

Nothing like a sweet fragrance to enhance the mood. Sure beats those smelly candles lol.

If you light them on firethey don't smell as bad

Honestly, if a girl did that when I kissed her, I'd just laugh and kiss her again. Everybody farts, and I really don't understand what the big deal is. I don't give a fuck if you're the leader of my country, I'm not holding it in just for your sake. Wherever you may be, let the wind blow free!

love is in the air

Well said #30 and although some guys like a girl that is comfortable enough to fart around them, ripping a big fart during your first kiss could either ruin the relationship or be a funny story to tell the children.

like!

A big ass fart? As opposed to a big mouth fart or a small-ass fart?

Lmao! FYL!

Wow you making texas look bad

Did you call safety?

.•*•.•*•.well duh theres pussy farts too yuh now she could have quifed and the smell would come out her vagina!!!! then it would go straight to their nose.•*•.•*•.

Sexy babe

83, do you have some sort of mental condition?...

83, they don't smell. .-. It's air, not methane.

yes dumbass.

Really

Was it a squishy fart or a wet fart?

Wait you don't know the story behind the Lockness monster?? what!?

Damn you Taco Bell! Damn you to Hell with your delicious food and it's explosive after effects! Damn you!

40 - yes they fart dumbass. Are we not normal ? Farting is a natural thing. Gross , but natural.

128 - WTF is the difference ?

Some imagination

whenever I see big-ass 'x' I always mentally put the hyphen one word to the right

Welcome to TEXAS??

64 if you're gonna say that, you should at least link the xkcd comic it came from

Even when yuur about to kiss a guy yuu have liked ? -__-

yep! it's better to let it out than keep it in!!!

I think some fmls are fake

Farting is weird?

No but at that exact time it is weird to fart

I could'nt imagine this happening to mee. must have suckedd.. -__-

Its touch my lips.

no I am pretty sure thats ass ur smellin

Ass, love, same thing really.

especially if that ass is your husband o.o

The possibilites are endless.

I've had farts randomly fly out...

this comment is ftw

Every time you breathe in, you snort dead people.