Love: Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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angrygazebo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:28

Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....

Sue21 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:10

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DaMirrorLink 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:10

ahahahahahahahahaha

ThaRedCow 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:41

You should share with everyone

Sue21 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:10

Sharing is caring

shani__ 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:12

At least it wasn't vomit? Hopefully it tasted better too. No need for breath mints when we've just drank soda!

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:12

Ah, nothing says i *burp* love you like a *burp* can of soda!

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:14

Hahaha, as #3 said, be glad it wasn't vomit. I can't say I've ever had this happen though. Not shocking. Was it cola?

Go_Home 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:14

Hahahahah! Pass the gas ;)

angrygazebo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:28

Hardly worth getting upset over; that's one of the little moments you'll come to cherish in a relationship. I wish I had a girl to burp in my mouth. That ... didn't ... come out right ....

Gumblebum100 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:39

oh my gawd #7 when I read yours I was laughing so hard!!! but yeah agreed … kinda

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:47

If he likes you I'm sure he didn't care.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:53

I can't help thinking atleast you weren't cybering and then you had to go to the bathroom and leave him hanging for half an hour. Haha, okay. That was gross.