Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
Wildhunter16 3
Muwhh muwh mwwah *burp*
mama2b3 20
That's disgusting but hilarious lol
janaebanae 0
it happens dont be mad at him
destineelynn123 0
What an ass
Fus_Ro_Dah 2
I have read the same FML before.
tsquaredyosur 3
Win
musicluvr2000 11
One word; EWW!!
gnas_fml 4
Unfortunately i did that to my gf two years ago, we laughed about it tho
SoultheWolf 19
wth? Why is this FYL? Burping is a natural bodily occurance. I've burped while kissing my fiance many tiems and same with him to me. We just laugh it off an dkeep kissing.
musicluvr2000 11
Thx for the update WTF
mouammarkadhafi 0
So when you imagined it he wasn't burping? Whats wrong with you? Always burp on a first kiss that's how you let your partner know you'r special