Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
5HT2A 5
Did it smell like curry?
MaceFaceLOL 8
Who the hell eats curry?
sadistmonkey 19
A lot of people.
5HT2A 5
Lol I saw that the OP was from india hence why I said curry.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Ahaha I didn't see that. But yes I would say people from India eat curry breakfast lunch and dinner. Or some bird covered in a curry like sauce.
moop256 10
Giggity
jengers115 10
It might have been a nervous burp...I'm almost sure he didn't do that on purpose. It could be worse he could have pushed you down a flight a stairs. =)
EG14_fml 8
…why is OP's name ac-hoo if he burped?
DontClickOnMe 28
Probably because OP made their account before they published this FML.
MaceFaceLOL 8
It could be worse...what if this happend "he leaned in to kiss you and he then sneezed and hit his forehead on your nose causing you to have a bloody nose."
badcompany2205 1
Wtf?
silentbutfunny 0
I can tell when im about to burp, decent thing to do is look away. Unless he was thinking she was into that...
CDeCam 9
While kissing does stimulate your body in many ways, I never thought causing you to burp was a common one.
chinozigzag 2
Lol
WCARlover 35
This made me gag
silentbutfunny 0
Giggity
jengers115 10
Do you turn everything into a dirty statement?
silentbutfunny 0
Not everything..... Giggity
MaceFaceLOL 8
Not even a wiggle on that last comment.
moop256 10
This is a rubbish ;)
toenibbler 14
how do you think he felt? embarrassed slightly I would imagine
bubo_fml 11
Did the burp cause your cheeks to blow up like a blow fish?
MaceFaceLOL 8
That's nasty.
Pudagiah 12
AHHAHA I laughed at this.
reaxion 25
Best comment so far. Mental pictures ftw!
LianLover 0
#29 That's hilarious best comment yet!!!!