Love: Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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hobosapien081 10

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:52

in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

alpaquette91 9

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:53

Awww he loves you too!

hobosapien081 10

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:52

in all fairness, he WAS asleep...

gmny 1

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Thursday 6 October 2011 19:05

I agree you probably do it too when you sleep.

YtotsDI 0

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Thursday 6 October 2011 19:07

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 6 October 2011 19:28

A person can't control what they do in their sleep. What were you expecting, for him to wake up from his peaceful sleep just to respond?

akayc32 0

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Thursday 6 October 2011 19:28

What is it you're trying to say, 17?

Gema2dicks 0

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Thursday 6 October 2011 19:29

Awww isn't he just precious? c:

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 6 October 2011 19:31

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 6 October 2011 19:34

Sorry about 37, my iPhone has a mind of it's own...

tona01 16

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Thursday 6 October 2011 19:40

It is kind of a rule. Everytime someone says something lovely to someone who is sleeping, the person sleeping will ruin that precious and peacefull moment by snoring real loud, hogging the sheets, or letting a very smelly and loud fart.

kyarush 10

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Thursday 6 October 2011 21:14

Get pooped on

EvilPotato 14

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Thursday 6 October 2011 21:33

1 thats what OP thinks.

HomeAl0ne 20

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Friday 7 October 2011 0:59

Yep, let sleeping dogs lie.

alpaquette91 9

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:53

Awww he loves you too!

Eggers 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 19:37

sleeping with your boyfriend (cough) keyword "boyfriend" he doesn't love you

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 6 October 2011 19:58

40- so they're supposed to be fucking like rabbits 24/7? I'm assuming that's what you were insinuating. Sex isn't the only way to express love for a person. And it is necessary to sleep once in a while.

flockz 19

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:20

this is the first time i have ever imagined rabbits fucking. now i can't stop thinking about bugs bunny...

alpaquette91 9

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Thursday 6 October 2011 20:26

40 let me just say, op never said ANYTHING about sleeping WITH him she said he was sleeping who says they where sleeping together, or living together.

Yodaevil 4

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Thursday 6 October 2011 20:39

He just wanted to blow a kiss back!

fatgirllovesfml 0

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Thursday 6 October 2011 22:05

Rabbits don't fuck 24/7, silly.

ambamm135 7

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Thursday 6 October 2011 23:17

Best comment of the day! ^

EvilPotato 14

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Friday 7 October 2011 1:02

53 I'm picturing a very strange mental image now.

EvilPotato 14

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Friday 7 October 2011 5:12

125 I'm picturing bugs bunny having sex with the Tasmanian devil, while roasting a turkey made out of wax.

jellyshoes11 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:54

I agree with #1 I hate being bothered when I'm asleep.

XxREXxX 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:15

thats a sexy guys way of saying thank you

McMike10 1

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:55

Did you expect him to say "I love you too"?

xmayne 0

Friday 7 October 2011 0:14

How did this post make it on here?

False_Stupidity 41

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Friday 7 October 2011 6:12

He DID say "I love you too" but it was in secret fart code which only guys can understand...

Egnar 19

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:56

He's asleep by YOUR OWN admission - what did you expect for him to do express his undying love for you through mumbles and sleep talking?. . .People do gross bodily things in their sleep, get over it.

hotPinklipstick 24

Thursday 6 October 2011 18:57

I don't see how this makes your life "fucked" a person can't control what they do in their sleep. What were you expecting, for him to wake up from his peaceful sleep just to respond??

Doortje 29

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Thursday 6 October 2011 18:57

In fart-language, that means "I love you too".

urdirtyolduncle 15

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Thursday 6 October 2011 22:12

*Farts ferociously on Doortje's face*

HomeAl0ne 20

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Friday 7 October 2011 1:02

It was probably Morse code. One long 'dash' means 'T', which doesn't make sense. You need to record it and slow it down 100x, then you will pick up the discrete dots and dashes that spell out an amazing love poem. Or not.