Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 13:07

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Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML
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91hayek 31

Now it is. You can't make me not use it.

On behalf of FML commenters, please thank your Romanian colleague for giving us this delightful new euphemism. Cat flap. Heh heh.

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91hayek 31

Now it is. You can't make me not use it.

It is a good phrase to use!

Not gonna lie, this sounds like a fun term to use :D

Huh.....that actually sounds like it should be a euphemism.....I mean i'm glad it isn't because we have WAY to many euphemisms for that but i'm kinda surprised that isn't one of them

We can never have too many euphemisms.

Doncha just love English? Almost anything can be used in a sexual euphemism! You know what? No. EVERYTHING can be used as a sexual euphemism! Yeah!

tantanpanda 26

Cat trap, meat curtains, hoo ha; the list could go on, just add more.

"meat curtains" killed me

I just like that the word euphemism was correctly used here.

On behalf of FML commenters, please thank your Romanian colleague for giving us this delightful new euphemism. Cat flap. Heh heh.

I'm Romanian and I didn't think of that. I missed the opportunity :(

No, that would be your pussy portal.

countryb_cth 38

That's even better than cat flap. You actually made me laugh out loud from this comment. I now want to use pussy portal in every conversation I have.

7and7is 20

I agree. It's not, but it should be.

dyscomonkee 12

What is a cat flap?

As of now, a vagina. Thanks to OP's Romanian colleague. ;)

I would normally redirect you to this wonderful thing called Google, but I'm feeling generous. A cat flap is another term for pet door.

I've never heard a pet door been referred to as a "cat flap."

I've heard it called a dog flap I guess cat flap isn't far from that

It is the technical term for the Vagina Flaps

How was this not a thing?

Anything is a euphemism if you try hard enough.