Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 13:07

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Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML
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91hayek 31

Now it is. You can't make me not use it.

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gracehi 31

On behalf of FML commenters, please thank your Romanian colleague for giving us this delightful new euphemism. Cat flap. Heh heh.

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91hayek 31

Now it is. You can't make me not use it.

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Swellswellswell 17

It is a good phrase to use!

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Not gonna lie, this sounds like a fun term to use :D

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Dinonick 15

Huh.....that actually sounds like it should be a euphemism.....I mean i'm glad it isn't because we have WAY to many euphemisms for that but i'm kinda surprised that isn't one of them

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RodzillaX 30

We can never have too many euphemisms.

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laden_swallow09 34

Doncha just love English? Almost anything can be used in a sexual euphemism! You know what? No. EVERYTHING can be used as a sexual euphemism! Yeah!

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tantanpanda 26

Cat trap, meat curtains, hoo ha; the list could go on, just add more.

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leafynitemare 24

"meat curtains" killed me

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allykaymorris 24

I just like that the word euphemism was correctly used here.

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gracehi 31

On behalf of FML commenters, please thank your Romanian colleague for giving us this delightful new euphemism. Cat flap. Heh heh.

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Cely988 29

I'm Romanian and I didn't think of that. I missed the opportunity :(

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buckdharma 36

No, that would be your pussy portal.

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countryb_cth 38

That's even better than cat flap. You actually made me laugh out loud from this comment. I now want to use pussy portal in every conversation I have.

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7and7is 20

I agree. It's not, but it should be.

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dyscomonkee 12

What is a cat flap?

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False_Stupidity 41

As of now, a ******. Thanks to OP's Romanian colleague. ;)

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PenguinsLaugh 24

I would normally redirect you to this wonderful thing called Google, but I'm feeling generous. A cat flap is another term for pet door.

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hoosierholla 17

I've never heard a pet door been referred to as a "cat flap."

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DoomSkuller 28

I've heard it called a dog flap I guess cat flap isn't far from that

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LittleRich 10

It is the technical term for the Vagina Flaps

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restinpepperonis 13

How was this not a thing?

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fakedsincerity 32

Anything is a euphemism if you try hard enough.

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