By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom 3 1 15 43 Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 941 You deserved it 5 798 Tweet Share
By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India 4 0 12 55 Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 690 You deserved it 3 828 Tweet Share