FML : Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought...

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gassy and sassy - / Sunday 7 December 2014 06:15 / United States - Philadelphia

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By nardledangers | 5

#6137941 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6137936 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

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By ethawesome1125 | 10

#6137933 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:27

Your farts are that bad?

_parth | 20

#6137954 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:32

Taco Bell?

IAmzephyr | 22

#6137997 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:54

must have been some noxious fumes

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#6137936 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6138060 - Sunday 7 December 2014 21:18

No, the farts is strong with this one

LittleRed79 | 39

#6138067 - Sunday 7 December 2014 21:31

#28, you were supposed to respond with "Strong with this one, the force is."
Opportunity missed!

By pratikp03 | 22

#6137937 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

U got saved from embarssement

UnidentifiedFun | 37

#6137964 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:36

Seriously, this is a half-FML

By DogeMan | 14

#6137939 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

Was the new car better? Hope u passed

15Erik | 21

#6138693 - Monday 8 December 2014 8:16

Passed the gas leak out of his ass...

By nardledangers | 5

#6137941 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

kittyfrozen | 19

#6138010 - Sunday 7 December 2014 20:04

yea, a methane gas leak

CootiesH | 5

#6621489 - Sunday 5 June 2016 7:03

thats what i was thinking

By decodeIM | 6

#6137942 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Bit it was a "gas leak"... Get it?

By conman531 | 22

#6137949 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

A fart that could create a public health emergency

quickit | 24

#6137999 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:55

A fart that leaves you winded.

By thief1434 | 23

#6137953 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

I once cleared a room with such a fart.

LostInTheZone11 | 26

#6137968 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:38

My uncle will swear by this until he dies. He said I managed to get a fart to blow upwind.

thief1434 | 23

#6138017 - Sunday 7 December 2014 20:08

With such a power one could arguably rule the world.

badluckalex | 23

#6138018 - Sunday 7 December 2014 20:11

teach me your ways, senpai.

thief1434 | 23

#6138289 - Monday 8 December 2014 0:55

With great flatulence comes great responsibility; an untrained fartist often become entangled in their own blast :P

randomname98 | 22

#6138445 - Monday 8 December 2014 3:20

I've been sitting here laughing for like 15 minutes at this chain of comments.

NightHawk387 | 22

#6139111 - Monday 8 December 2014 19:59

#8, Pumbaa?

By teapotrevolt | 27

#6137955 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:33

Hahaha that's hilarious.

By drayloon | 50

#6137957 - Sunday 7 December 2014 19:34

Well to be fair, it was some kindova gas leak

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