Transportation: Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor...

By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 38 111

By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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You deserved it 8 512

By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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You deserved it 6 828

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By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 825

By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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You deserved it 43 474

nardledangers 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

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ethawesome1125 10

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:27

Your farts are that bad?

_parth 20

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:32

Taco Bell?

IAmzephyr 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:54

must have been some noxious fumes

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

The force is strong with this one.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:18

No, the farts is strong with this one

LittleRed79 39

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:31

#28, you were supposed to respond with "Strong with this one, the force is." Opportunity missed!

pratikp03 22

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

U got saved from embarssement

UnidentifiedFun 37

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:36

Seriously, this is a half-FML

DogeMan 14

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:28

Was the new car better? Hope u passed

15Erik 21

Monday 8 December 2014 8:16

Passed the gas leak out of his ass...

nardledangers 5

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Technically it was a gas leak.

kittyfrozen 19

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:04

yea, a methane gas leak

CootiesH 5

Sunday 5 June 2016 7:03

thats what i was thinking

decodeIM 6

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:29

Bit it was a "gas leak"... Get it?

conman531 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

A fart that could create a public health emergency

quickit 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:55

A fart that leaves you winded.

thief1434 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:31

I once cleared a room with such a fart.

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:38

My uncle will swear by this until he dies. He said I managed to get a fart to blow upwind.

thief1434 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:08

With such a power one could arguably rule the world.

badluckalex 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:11

teach me your ways, senpai.

thief1434 23

Monday 8 December 2014 0:55

With great flatulence comes great responsibility; an untrained fartist often become entangled in their own blast :P

randomname98 22

Monday 8 December 2014 3:20

I've been sitting here laughing for like 15 minutes at this chain of comments.

NightHawk387 22

Monday 8 December 2014 19:59

#8, Pumbaa?

teapotrevolt 27

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:33

Hahaha that's hilarious.

drayloon 50

Sunday 7 December 2014 19:34

Well to be fair, it was some kindova gas leak

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