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Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.
Also, we don't stay alive at the end, and when our death comes it isn't something awesome like giving your life to save the world. It turns out to be something like really high cholesterol. I WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD! I'LL EVEN EAT A LOT OF CHEERIOS!
I'm sure that farting bit gets cut out in the editing room.
It's a sign of true love... embrace it :)
why does it matter if he farted..... its not like you were kissing his ass
Or was she?
I do not want to know what movies she watches if she kissed his ass.
I know this will get disliked but I can't stop laughing.
YEEEAAAAAA
If someone tried to wake me up when I was fully asleep, trying to be "cute" because they saw a movie, they'd have more than just their olfactory senses accosted...
If someone woke me up, they had better be doing something else besides a little kiss...Just kidding. Nobody wakes me up without a good reason~____~
"Blown away" literally
Maybe that's his idea of romance! Return the favor, he'll love it
Really? Comments on how this is apparently his fault? I don't really know about you obviously: maybe you get to have complete control of your body whilst you sleep. However the majority of people do not. If it said he was drooling would you say he had some other problem rather then just sleeping?
Men are always to blame.
At least you weren't trying to wake him up by giving him a ********! There's always a bright side ;-)
That's some quality romance right there.
At least his face is far away from his ass. ...unless he's been in a terrible accident, and in which case, my condolences.
This may be the weirdest comment I've ever seen on FML. Thumbs up.
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Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.
I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.