Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
mellowmo0d88 8
Lol, my boyfriend does that to me all the time.
badcompany2205 1
Do you want a new boyfriend?? I can tell you I won't be anything but awesome :) haha
absolutegrrr 7
Woah 30, there's an offer you can't refuse.
quite_bored 9
But 57, your username even states you're bad company!
vicky_reoow 1
quite a boyfriend you got there ...
SweetPerfectionn 3
At least you got your kiss, right?
Redoxx_fml 22
At least he didn't fart
DontClickOnMe 28
Even though farts are gross, I still think the burp would be worse because she most likely got a taste of it lol. At least he didn't do both.
MaceFaceLOL 8
OH DEAR GOD I ACCIDENTLY CLICKED ON YOU!!
DontClickOnMe 28
73 - You're gonna regret you ever did that..
hayden530 0
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jengers115 10
Wow...i can just see the image now.
skate4shekla 0
Dont kiss him again.
mrsskittles 0
oh boo hoo. this is not worthy of fml. nbd
perdix 31
Why would you complain unless it tasted like your sister's ass?
shiftless 8
We're all bags of disgusting fluid anyway. I consider it a small miracle when a group of people can hold it together for more than 10 minutes without burping or farting!
emogiggles 0
Well at least he didn't fart cos that would've just been really. Awkward