ac-hoo
India
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sydneybourgeois
United States
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Anonymous
The Taste of Love
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Anonymous
United States
A little extra
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Rydia
Love is in the air
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Top comments
jtthegr8 26
Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross
21jason 9
Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do
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Comments (141)
TheJester12 15
is it safe to assume that it reeked of curry?
Hakando 5
Sucks to be you
bubo_fml 11
Everytime I kiss a girl in my dreams I wake up w/ extra starch in my Y fronts...
GoW_Chick 15
Hey even the man of your dreams has flaws, just like everyone else, you should be happy, this could be a funny story to tell your children one day.
Burrito_Time 5
Pardon me!!
bobbos100 2
He cares so he shares-- what a guy!!
holdenthemonkey 3
The burp was totalIy unintentional, but John bet me to kiss you. Sorry but I had to be drunk to do it; you just aren't my type. Cheers SM
cooLING 0
Wtf?! If that was meant as a joke, it wasn't funny. If you're he person OP was talking about, you are a complete dick.
iamabamf 17
67-Calm your ****.
cyK0tek 0
67- ...talk about no sense of humor.....
cooLING 0
No, I've just had guys say that to my friends. Maybe I should lighten up laughing at that after comforting your friend makes it not funny anymore...
cooLING 0
*but
badcompany2205 1
Was it a little burp that only you noticed or a bad a** gas pocket that dislodged deep from the inner workings of your body?
Jackasss_fml 14
Oho, usko bolo sorry kahe!
perdix 31
Maybe he threw up in his mouth a little...perhaps you could use a Tic-Tac?