Love: Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had...

By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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jtthegr8 26

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:43

Haha, maybe he's already that comfortable with being near you? But seriously... Kinda gross

21jason 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:52

Wait until you have sex... Burping wont be the only thing he's going to do

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cherro 5

Friday 2 May 2014 1:43

No offense but he was probably drunk

slimashli 7

Friday 24 October 2014 21:11

so? every one burps..

cats54321 19

Wednesday 30 September 2015 2:28

:( that really sucks.. My boyfriend always does that and it's so disgusting

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