Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
Surprise visitor
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Kids, eh?
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Blunder
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
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sellingdoughnuts 5
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Suing them is the only option available.
sellingdoughnuts 5
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On second thought, you could also bring her over to my house if she has any relation to satan. I could put her to good use.
MeTheBeast 22
@13 Why would you even say that??
sellingdoughnuts 5
19, oops I didn't realize that I would get taken seriously, on either comment. Just jokes in poor taste.
Ambient25 25
Because #13 needs documentation that says "stay 200 feet away from Chuck E Cheese".
sellingdoughnuts 5
Chuck E Cheese has always scared the shit out of me.
Ambient25 25
Good, they remain safe...
alycion 39
While a lawsuit shouldn't be the first step, it may not be a bad idea to at least place harassment charges and get a restraining order if they keep up their uneducated antics.
granCanyon 12
She can also dress her daughter in black victorian-style clothes, put some fake blood in the corners of her lips and make her say "mommy I'm still hungry" when they come back.
Vix_Sparda 11
they are a chruch. no money
Bioshockxs 9
#127 wins!
SailorSolaris 43
That would be an epic prank! I love the idea!
Castiels_sister 7
I agree
Rhondaplp 11
Fake
chottu 16
Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.
caohm 18
give them all red eyes with a can full a mace.
Ambient25 25
It has nothing to do with beauty but the fact that they think she's a vampire...
ThatFancyPenn 18
I'm fairly certain that "vampire" has nothing to do with this. Seeing as it is a church, I would assume they think that OP's daughter is the spawn of Satan.
Ambient25 25
Let's see. They referenced being Romanian, they mentioned the red iris, and they mentioned her sensitivity to light sources. That about sum it up?
ThatFancyPenn 18
Actually I take that back. To late to delete my comment :(
buttcramp 21
hell yeah, and you should educate your community. put up flyers with websites that show information about your daughter's condition.
ItalianChaos 14
Red irises? That's pretty badass, OP. I hope people realize they're being ridiculous and I hope your daughter knows she's beautiful.
runnerj116 11
Red irises must be beautiful
minesbiggerr 25
I wish I could have red irises that sounds delightful
KatieMajestic 17
#148, having red irises isn't a condition
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Bright Ocular.
rinzlerkitty94 31
#190, true, but the photo-sensitivity is.
IHaveThePower 18
I think the issue is less that the daughter is beautiful and more that OP needs to call the cops and report an attempted kidnapping.
BMTHsuperfan 18
wow, red irises? thats really cool! they probably think she's the antichrist or something ridiculous like that because of it though.
iAlissa 34
I agree - red irises sound beautiful in a unique way. I've never seen that; I hope I do someday.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Some odd form off heterochromia. I've never heard of red irises just amix of the usual colors.
Soloman212 28
Heterochromia means there are multiple colors, and red is only one color... It's actually just a lack of pigment, if I remember correctly. Along with the photo sensitivity I'm guessing she's albino?
iAlissa 34
I have a friend who oddly/rarely enough has naturally purple eyes. It's so cool, everyone thinks she's wearing contacts.
gmian 34
I think they might think she's a vampire.. Romania is the land of vampires (I should know. I am one ;) )
Zackly 4
Red eye pigment is actually just an extremely rare recessive trait which like in most cases, would dominate over a blue eye dominant due to its darker pigmentation, the photo-sensitivity on the other hand could be a result of being albino.
Ali_Br_fml 33
And the irises appear red because her irises have little or no pigmentation, and we're seeing the blood vessels. She's light sensitive, because he skin and eyes don't have enough pigmentation to protect her skin or eyes from the damaging rays of sunlight. She is an albino.
skyeyez9 25
Red irises are not helpful in anyway. Unusual yes, but they lack pigmentation to protect the eyes from the sun's rays. Making them more susceptible to cataracts and even blindness from long term exposure. She will need to wear dark sunglasses and hat outside everyday to protect her eyes.
TheDrifter 24
There is also the recessive brown/red iris. Unlike an albino their eyes have pigment, but in a very reddish shade of brown that looks bright, bright red under fluorescent and many other artificial lights. The photosensitivity suggests either Albinism or one of the photodermotasoe (sp?) group of genetic disorders.
monster_tamer 11
Even if she's not an albino, red eyes are typically sensitive to sunlight in the same way blue eyes are. It's why I have to wear sunglasses whenever I go outside, the sun is always too bright.
bizarre_ftw 22
57 - cool, nice to know it's not so rare the world can't see two purple eyed people, one right after the other. I did wonder, given how Liz Taylor was hyped as the only one and I hadn't heard of any other cases
valentinov 15
#gmian Pentru un vampir, văd că arăți bine. N-ai nici ochi roșii, nici colți, nu ești nici palidă. Cum reușești?
SailorSolaris 43
Blue eyes are actually a recessive trait. Brown eyes are dominant.
Jazzychan 6
I heard that people born with violet eyes also don't tend to grow any hair other that head and eyebrow, and that the females don't have menstrual cycles
Jazzychan 6
Blue eyes are a mutation as well.
TheAnon1313 28
168, as a fellow light blue/gray eyed person, I can tell everyone, going outside and looking into sunlight absolutely burns. I used to be walking down the street with my family and just burst into tears and start clutching at my face/covering my eyes.
rinzlerkitty94 31
#38, you've never heard of albinism...? They commonly have pinkish-red irises.
nandybear 19
Well considering how they think your daughter's a vampire, it could've been worse-there were no stakes or silver bullets involved
Ohthatsnasty 17
Dammit woman, silver bullets are for werewolves!
ForkymeetsPorky 15
In the actual folk lore, silver actually hurts vampires as well.
karlcolt45 19
silver is seen as pure, it can harm all manner of evil. mythologically speaking
1947Chevy 17
Not in the original legends. Silver used to be the blessing of the rich and the curse of the damned
LilTiki559 13
Try watching "Dracula 2000" its explains more then I even though was in the actual myth about the real Dracula. Of course its up to you to believe and its a very nice action movie:).
garretto185 22
False. Us Supernatural fans know that the only way to kill a Vampire is to chop off the head.
Jazzychan 6
I think that's a safe way to kill just about everything to make sure it's dead... Maybe not a windigo....
VengeanceChicken 12
Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."
Ambient25 25
And don't forget to hiss
simplysarcastics 26
I am loving this! I agree if they come back just mess with them.
simplysarcastics 26
Actually on second thought, these people do not seem okay. Joking would cause them to harrass you even more. They seem like they have their own iffy kind of religion where they aren't listening to God but soley their judgement themselves. K am spiritual (high belief in God' Jesus)and if I saw this in the girl, I would simply be interested (in a my major is biology, this is cool, I hope it does not affect her to much kind of way) and then I would ask about Romania yes I always wanted to know about Romania. Not because of it being a "said" vampiric place but an interesting place! It seems so dark and cold, like out of a video game. ^_^ & shame on them because they believe someone is a deity or is evil because of her eye color. Are they also not believers of science cause none of us made or chose how we look, and genetics, predisposition, mutations and rare things exist. God gave us a little science to explain things, either way they are profiling in so many ways. Sorry for ranting. But its people like this that make religion hard for everyone! How can people come learn about God if they won't be accepted, and treated right.
granCanyon 12
Or say: "A vampire? My daughter?! No, no she's just a normal demon. Nothing special."
frizz101 22
People in Romania, especially rural areas are extremely superstitious, and they tend to follow "the old way." Even if it's a Christian church, the people would rather rely on superstition and use corrupted logic to use religion to justify their superstition. In this case the bible says to cast out evil, and they think the little girl is evil, so getting rid of the little girl would be, to them, following the bible. I'm religious too, I don't think it's right, but I understand the thought process, but it's hard to change centuries of belief.
abnormalbird 11
No. Say apocalypsis veni est. If they know their latin ( the probably do) they will freak out
MrNiceGuy569 18
I put the 667th like, 666!!!!!
dramaelf 37
Have her pretend to be warded off by crosses and garlic just to mess with them.
chosha_fml 27
If they're crazy religious enough, that could get her killed. Not worth the risk. Kids die way too often from supposed exorcisms, etc.
ForkymeetsPorky 15
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Well doesn't God just love "coincidences" like this, doesn't he?
gabbi630 16
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Dress her out like satan!
Ambient25 25
Being a Romanian, I can definitely feel your pain OP. I used to work nights because I hated the sun lol. As for their exorcism on the girl...just do it when she reads Twilight.