Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

By Sully - 7/2/2010 00:17 - United States

I agree, your life sucks

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Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago....

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#833055 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:15

drop it like it's hot

By Xuphra | 0

#832628 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:22

FAIL

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By Xuphra | 0

#832628 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:22

FAIL

killerviral | 0

#832730 - Monday 8 February 2010 1:42

tell her it's a new position fuck till you drop

laughalotgirl15 | 0

#833414 - Monday 8 February 2010 4:40

haha

loveyoy22 | 0

#833743 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:08

maybe you should stay in one place? just saying, people are clumsy these days.

markusabcdef | 0

#834126 - Monday 8 February 2010 8:17

hahahahahahahahahshahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whitley1031 | 0

#835496 - Monday 8 February 2010 20:49

@ 2

I almost died laughing xD

princess579 | 0

#1220450 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:36

ahaha

By jackg | 0

#832863 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

weak

chely_95 | 0

#833007 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:00

hahaha!! EPIC fail!!

By beast243 | 0

#833052 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:14

dam I enter to be the first to say FAIL

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#833055 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:15

drop it like it's hot

Joey7361 | 0

#845381 - Thursday 11 February 2010 19:40

^win, but seriously at least do sumthing you can handle

By amihearts | 0

#833065 - Monday 8 February 2010 3:19

that's just awesome dude

By eatmybeans | 0

#833444 - Monday 8 February 2010 4:48

You can't fuck very good can you.

Starv | 6

#4032142 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:19

#9 changed picture after comment, well played #12

By NeonRisk | 0

#833827 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:27

@2 Lol

By Kristen_Alyssa | 0

#833856 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:34

#9 who are you to judge you have a fucking amine picture as your default. Your prob still a virgin.

monkeymatt | 0

#834969 - Monday 8 February 2010 17:04

well said

lenavis | 0

#918667 - Saturday 6 March 2010 14:06

You spelled anime wrong.

maddie30000 | 4

#1459198 - Sunday 26 September 2010 9:05

like!

By TotchiNeko | 0

#833871 - Monday 8 February 2010 6:36

I'm sorry lol. that probably killed the mood. but she should have been holding on. then at least y'all both could have fallen. then you could laugh it off and keep going. if she wasn't pissed.

By bubblesnsunshine | 0

#834172 - Monday 8 February 2010 8:39

kinky. Next time you should do it on the kitchen counter and hit her on the head with a skillet. if all else fails you could just resort to ol fashioned whips and chains... I mean yanno.. the boring stuff