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By Sully - 07/02/2010 00:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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Smooth moves

By ouch - 25/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML

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You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Spicy

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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Sexy!

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Throbbing

By 2in longer - 01/11/2016 12:57 - United States - Coldwater

Spicy

Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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Top comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 February 2010 3:15

drop it like it's hot

Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:22

FAIL

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Xuphra 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:22

FAIL

killerviral 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:42

tell her it's a new position **** till you drop

laughalotgirl15 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:40

haha

loveyoy22 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:08

maybe you should stay in one place? just saying, people are clumsy these days.

markusabcdef 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:17

hahahahahahahahahshahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whitley1031 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:49

@ 2 I almost died laughing xD

princess579 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 3:36

ahaha

jackg 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:16

weak

chely_95 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:00

hahaha!! EPIC fail!!

beast243 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:14

dam I enter to be the first to say FAIL

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 February 2010 3:15

drop it like it's hot

Joey7361 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:40

^win, but seriously at least do sumthing you can handle

amihearts 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:19

that's just awesome dude

eatmybeans 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:48

You can't **** very good can you.

Starv 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:19

#9 changed picture after comment, well played #12

NeonRisk 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:27

@2 Lol

Kristen_Alyssa 1

Monday 8 February 2010 6:34

#9 who are you to judge you have a ******* amine picture as your default. Your prob still a virgin.

monkeymatt 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:04

well said

lenavis 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:06

You spelled anime wrong.

maddie30000 4

Sunday 26 September 2010 9:05

like!

TotchiNeko 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:36

I'm sorry lol. that probably killed the mood. but she should have been holding on. then at least y'all both could have fallen. then you could laugh it off and keep going. if she wasn't pissed.

bubblesnsunshine 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:39

kinky. Next time you should do it on the kitchen counter and hit her on the head with a skillet. if all else fails you could just resort to ol fashioned whips and chains... I mean yanno.. the boring stuff

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