Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

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Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
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RichardPencil 30

1) Screamed that guy's sister's name. 2) Farted 3) Tried to make you a Jehovah's Witness Wish me luck. Seems others are playing the guessing games now. It's more fun that way. I don't need all of those Instant Pots I keep winning.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Based on the history of this site, he screamed his sister's name, shat the bed, got drunk, and teabagged your dog before passing out in your still crap-filled bed. Am I right?

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bidet 8

Pick up his phone and call your mother?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Based on the history of this site, he screamed his sister's name, shat the bed, got drunk, and teabagged your dog before passing out in your still crap-filled bed. Am I right?

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RichardPencil 30

1) Screamed that guy's sister's name. 2) Farted 3) Tried to make you a Jehovah's Witness Wish me luck. Seems others are playing the guessing games now. It's more fun that way. I don't need all of those Instant Pots I keep winning.

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tiptoppc 19

I really don’t recommend being a JW. Unless you don’t like your feet and want to be hated by everyone around you. FWIW, my dad is a JW, and it’s utterly unbearable.

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HayNow 11

I would have dried up like the desert and kicked him off of me.

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