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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML


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On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML!

...Sorry, too spoon?

#5 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:16pm by fsomelife

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What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?

#6 - On 09/13/2013 at 11:17pm by ChakatBlackstar

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