Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
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jlt93
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And your daughter is how old?
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Jacobt24
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That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.
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jlt93
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And your daughter is how old?
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orangeduck
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She just hit the triple digits yesterday!
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howdmynosego
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I guess it's time to get rid of chairs aswell
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iheartbewbies
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If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter..
If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..
If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..
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YourEvilHero
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I should make an fml considering how I just found out how to use a lighter at 18.
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iheartbewbies
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If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter..
If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..
If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..
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paperheart85
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Im 26 and still dont know how lol
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ONExLOVE_fml
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its best to keep that to yourself...
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brianjman14
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How do you NOT know how to? You just spin the wheel and hold the button down. It's that easy.
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Laners561769
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I have one word: Bosley.
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Thatcow
| 5
or Rogaine?
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santarosakid
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does the carpet still match the drapes hahaha!
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brenkite
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I have known longer than I can remember, I am a total pyromaniac and collect zippo lighters
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YourEvilHero
| 12
I just never bothered using a lighter. I know now
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Fuzzy_Kittehz
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#63 its not that easy. Even I have trouble lighting my incense with lighters because I can never push the wheel hard enough, nor fast enough to ACTUALLY light.
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Jacobt24
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That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.
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Jimster1712
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I bet you were so angry that you became a hot head!! gahahahahaha geddit??? *forever alone*
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Kyze_Ninja
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2, if you read the FML it never said that it was hidden
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Jacobt24
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It doesn't matter. She was keeping it away from her kid which is still hiding it
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jtrem26
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My name is Jacob T. WTF?
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likasumboooodi
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her daughter is asian. knows the way of a ninja
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sugarbear444
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lol
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birdetoyourdork
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hey
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narcosoldier
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Stop drop and role
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genesisnirvana
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It would work so much better if she stopped, dropped, and rolled.
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StopDropNRoll
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^yup just do as the name says
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KiddNYC1O
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It works in present tense as well.
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mk58
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36, you didn't get the point if 14's comment. They were correcting the use of "role".
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likasumboooodi
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no put your head in the toilet filled with oil
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morganrules123
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I'm guessing you don't have lighters that are child resistant
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claudia19801811
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Nor do I. Or my neighbour who has a 4-year-old
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afdude87
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sounds like your kid is just mad they've got an idiot for a parent.
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Climaxx
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Monkey see, Monkey do.
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gunmania0
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You suck at parenting!
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genesisnirvana
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No they don't.OP simply sucks at hiding things correctly
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HeyImJuli
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pyromaniac. keep her away from cigarettes. fyl OP
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ARMY_Trevor
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Was she looking for the cookie jar?
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buckie123
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YDI because You failed to teach your child that fire is dangerous! Keep her away from fireplaces-she may jump in.
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genesisnirvana
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You can teach but that doesn't mean that you'll be listened to
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organicmtdew
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yeah! as she might say "Diagonally" when se does it, cos that's what Harry Potter movies teach: SATANISM AND NON-STRAIGHTNESS!!!!