And your daughter is how old?

She just hit the triple digits yesterday!

I guess it's time to get rid of chairs aswell

If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter..

If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..

I should make an fml considering how I just found out how to use a lighter at 18.

If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter..

If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..

Im 26 and still dont know how lol

its best to keep that to yourself...

How do you NOT know how to? You just spin the wheel and hold the button down. It's that easy.

I have one word: Bosley.

or Rogaine?

does the carpet still match the drapes hahaha!

I have known longer than I can remember, I am a total pyromaniac and collect zippo lighters

I just never bothered using a lighter. I know now

#63 its not that easy. Even I have trouble lighting my incense with lighters because I can never push the wheel hard enough, nor fast enough to ACTUALLY light.

That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.

I bet you were so angry that you became a hot head!! gahahahahaha geddit??? *forever alone*

2, if you read the FML it never said that it was hidden

It doesn't matter. She was keeping it away from her kid which is still hiding it

My name is Jacob T. WTF?

her daughter is asian. knows the way of a ninja

lol

hey

Stop drop and role

It would work so much better if she stopped, dropped, and rolled.

^yup just do as the name says

It works in present tense as well.

36, you didn't get the point if 14's comment. They were correcting the use of "role".

no put your head in the toilet filled with oil

I'm guessing you don't have lighters that are child resistant

Nor do I. Or my neighbour who has a 4-year-old

sounds like your kid is just mad they've got an idiot for a parent.

Monkey see, Monkey do.

You suck at parenting!

No they don't.OP simply sucks at hiding things correctly

pyromaniac. keep her away from cigarettes. fyl OP

Was she looking for the cookie jar?

YDI because You failed to teach your child that fire is dangerous! Keep her away from fireplaces-she may jump in.

You can teach but that doesn't mean that you'll be listened to

yeah! as she might say "Diagonally" when se does it, cos that's what Harry Potter movies teach: SATANISM AND NON-STRAIGHTNESS!!!!