By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
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jlt93 0
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And your daughter is how old?

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Jacobt24 19
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That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.

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jlt93 0
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And your daughter is how old?

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orangeduck 6

She just hit the triple digits yesterday!

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howdmynosego 12
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I guess it's time to get rid of chairs aswell

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iheartbewbies 0
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If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter.. If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..

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YourEvilHero 12

I should make an fml considering how I just found out how to use a lighter at 18.

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iheartbewbies 0
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If the daughter is young (under 11) I highly doubt she would be able to light a lighter.. If the daughter is a teenager, I don't see why you would have to hide a lighter on top of the fridge when she can probably gain access to one at any time..

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paperheart85 3
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Im 26 and still dont know how lol

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ONExLOVE_fml 4

its best to keep that to yourself...

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brianjman14 22
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How do you NOT know how to? You just spin the wheel and hold the button down. It's that easy.

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Laners561769 9
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I have one word: Bosley.

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santarosakid 5

does the carpet still match the drapes hahaha!

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brenkite 5
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I have known longer than I can remember, I am a total pyromaniac and collect zippo lighters

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YourEvilHero 12

I just never bothered using a lighter. I know now

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Fuzzy_Kittehz 5
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#63 its not that easy. Even I have trouble lighting my incense with lighters because I can never push the wheel hard enough, nor fast enough to ACTUALLY light.

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Jacobt24 19
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That wasn't a good hiding place to start with. It's not even hidden.

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Jimster1712 0
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I bet you were so angry that you became a hot head!! gahahahahaha geddit??? *forever alone*

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Kyze_Ninja 10
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2, if you read the FML it never said that it was hidden

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Jacobt24 19
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It doesn't matter. She was keeping it away from her kid which is still hiding it

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jtrem26 2
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My name is Jacob T. WTF?

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likasumboooodi 0
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her daughter is asian. knows the way of a ninja

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sugarbear444 0

lol

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birdetoyourdork 2

hey

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narcosoldier 2

Stop drop and role

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genesisnirvana 11
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It would work so much better if she stopped, dropped, and rolled.

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StopDropNRoll 11

^yup just do as the name says

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KiddNYC1O 20

It works in present tense as well.

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mk58 31
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36, you didn't get the point if 14's comment. They were correcting the use of "role".

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likasumboooodi 0
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no put your head in the toilet filled with oil

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morganrules123 10

I'm guessing you don't have lighters that are child resistant

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claudia19801811 14
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Nor do I. Or my neighbour who has a 4-year-old

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afdude87 6
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sounds like your kid is just mad they've got an idiot for a parent.

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Climaxx 11
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Monkey see, Monkey do.

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gunmania0 12

You suck at parenting!

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genesisnirvana 11
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No they don't.OP simply sucks at hiding things correctly

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HeyImJuli 3
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pyromaniac. keep her away from cigarettes. fyl OP

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ARMY_Trevor 5
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Was she looking for the cookie jar?

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buckie123 3
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YDI because You failed to teach your child that fire is dangerous! Keep her away from fireplaces-she may jump in.

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genesisnirvana 11
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You can teach but that doesn't mean that you'll be listened to

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organicmtdew 0
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yeah! as she might say "Diagonally" when se does it, cos that's what Harry Potter movies teach: SATANISM AND NON-STRAIGHTNESS!!!!

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