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Stop doing crack! --Before anyone jumps down my throat...and so very obviously tells me it says heroin in the FML. Crack is also generally heated up in spoons. Eff off.
No one....DID anything? Can you read? The OP was accused of doing heroin....because spoons were missing. A-C-C-U-S-E-D. I teased the OP and told them to stop doing crack....which is also something that could be heated up in a spoon. So I A-C-C-U-S-E-D in a way also. Are you retarded or illiterate...I cannot decide, enlighten me?
Actually I did see the word not. But they also used the word didn't with crack. Wouldn't it be the SAME idea...the OP didn't do heroin either, their mother only accused them. Same as me accusing them of doing crack. Are you also illiterate? Please reread what I said a few times, slowly, if you did not understand.
FYI #26. I had to justify it because I know most of my audience here are complete babbling idiots. I doubt I would have had to explain if I knew most people would have understood...but I made my joke anyways. I'm sure the people who got it on the first go found it FUNNY, in the least amusing. :)
I used "didn't" with crack because the FML didn't say crack; you assumed I did to refer to your original post. I'm a bit sad to see that I can't be both illiterate (when I can read the FML and your comment) AND retarded (when I use punctuations and grammar). May I add that using retarded is politically incorrect? Unless you really do mean that I'm special :) Then thanks, but I wouldn't be on here anyways :D
Kritz, don't jump down people's throats because they don't know how illegal drugs are prepared. That's just asinine. However, you seem to be very well informed about the subject of preparing injectible illicit drugs. Certainly your knowledge is obtained from watching movies, right? Right?
Movies? What such movies show anyone preparing heroin? Just because I said I do not do drugs, doesn't give you a history of, well, my own history? But I've found people who have never touched a illegal substance in their lives have even SOME knowledge of how harder drugs are prepared.
Sometimes when Doc owns people, I find it a little mean and unnecessary, but in this case, it was well-deserved. Seriously, Kritz, not to assume or anything, but if you're PMSing at the moment, it's probably not a great time to go on FML. You just end up looking like a tool. Unless, of course, you're not PMSing, in which case you really are just... y'know, a tool. Side note: I honestly can't tell if Kritz is poking her tongue out in that picture, or if that's her lip. Do I need my eyes checked?
Wow, Kritz, you're being so mature right now. Going around on FML and insulting people on their comments. You obviously have nothing better to do, but I will no longer be the one to give you anymore stupid entertainment. Good day, and good luck with your kid. I hope it doesn't turn out like you.
Seriously Kritz, congratulations on the pregnancy and everything, but cut it out. I've seen probably a dozen posts from you today, and they're all either nasty or condescending or both. You're spreading more negative energy today than that goddamned Japanese nuclear power plant, so I think I speak for everyone (except you) when I respectfully request that you chill the fuck out.
Lol. Oh yes and the luckiest thing about you today is going to be your shitty Karma. Go ahead and insult me as you much as you want, I've thrown around insults of my own. But to hope for me to miscarriage my child? That tops it all with the harshness. Aren't you just a cheery little chap today too, eh?
102, not always. You could always mix it with water or acid(depends on what sort you're using) Could be heated up after to body temperature but for extreme addicts it usually isn't heated up. OP, I extremely doubt your mum just instantly accused you of drug use because spoons were missing. Is she also going to accuse you of drug use when all the aluminium is gone? You must have done something to make her so paranoid. If you haven't, then FYL.
No, she's probably just paranoid. My mom thought I was doing heroine once because, even though you're not suppose to put it on sensitive areas, I put IcyHot on my inner arm, because I considered the pain worse than the consequences. My arm was red for quite a while. That was all it took.. no evidence of puncture wounds, just redness. She also has accused me of asphyxiating myself multiple times, because I had a migraine. Yeah.. it was something she saw on the news.
this is priceless :P my mom accused me of being gay because I accidentally slapped her bf's ass xD
if u were on heroin u would "use" heroin not "do" herion, lol ur moms an idiot