By CHEERS, TUMBLTARD - 13/09/2013 21:31

Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 814
You deserved it 12 542

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zed34 18

Kristen Stewart shouldn't be in any movie... Ever....

flashback.miss 28

send her a spam of anti shades of gray pictures


zed34 18

Kristen Stewart shouldn't be in any movie... Ever....

You're right. She doesn't express feelings/emotions well enough. Hahaha

Kristen Stewart is bad, but the fact that they're actually making this terrible series into a movie is worse.

Adding Kristen would of just made 50 Shades of Grey even more shitty.

jasmine2301 25

50 Shades of Grey is amazing! What? are you so sexually deprived that you can't understand its meaning?

I read this theory that says that Kristin Stewart read twilight and decided to play Bella exactly like she is written in the book. I choose to believe this just bc I've seen her actually displaying a personality and emotions in other movies and in interviews. Remember, no one hates twilight more than the stars of twilight.

Kristen Stewart is great in 'On the Road'.

30 I've read better erotic scenes in a Nora Roberts novel. I'm sorry, but those books sucked. Here's an erotic scene from that book in a nutshell: He looks at her, she gasps, he touches her "down there", she flushes, she blushes, he gasps, she bites her lip, she refers to her genitals as down there a few more times, more flushing, more blushing, more gasping, more lip biting, end scene.

In other movies she stars in she shows emotion. Maybe she didn't in Twilight because she hated it? I mean, most of the people who were part of that series hated it.

Kristen Stewart isn't a bad actress, it's the character in Twilight that sucks and shows no emotion

You're completely right 51, she was playing a character.

excellent description, #45. I could have written a better novel with a crayon.

lmngrl889 14

I've heard she has Social Anxiety, as do I. I wish people would leave her alone.

30, not so sexually deprived to settle for any sad attempt at a bdsm novel. It's a little saddening how crappy books get published and the author is uninformed themselves. But I guess we shouldn't expect much from a book that was a fanfic based off another crappy book about abusive relationships and sparkly "vampires".

What if the character Bella is so poorly and shallowly described as possible so that the readers (Mostly females) can easily replace her with themselves so they're able to emerge even deeper into the story? This is just my own theory but it seems like a pretty good sales trick. TLDR: What if Kirsten was supposed to act like a plank?

everyone understands 50 shades, its just housewife ****. not that exciting and certainly not worth a film!

You shouldn't disrespect an actor or an actress just because you don't like one role they played... ever

I personally think that Kristen Stewart is a great actress, just because you may not like Twilight, doesn't mean that she's bad at what she does!

jw90 18

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

jw90 18

Kristen Stewert not being in a movie I mean.

Now if only they were to cancel the movie all together...

jw90 18

This world would be a better place.

I heard its rumoured to be Selena Gonez.

Gomez? not trying to be critical. but I hope we arent talking about the same person.

jw90 18

That's even worse. Children's lives will be forever scarred just as they are from Miley Cyrus.

flashback.miss 28

send her a spam of anti shades of gray pictures

@3 Ifeel like every response to you is either 'your picture freaks me out' or 'your name is a lie!!'

TheDrifter 23

Twitards, ruining lives since 2009.

CharresBarkrey 15

Didn't Twilight come out in like 2005?

TheDrifter 23

I have no idea, I just figured it had to be at least 4 years.

God have mercy on your poor friend's soul. This is just sad news. FYL, maybe you should get a better laptop?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Or she could upgrade friends, either option works.

jasmine2301 25

Should have saved your notes before opening another tab? Well that's what I do...

Time to upgrade that POS. Also, if you used Word then it should have a series of autosaves for unexpected closures... But obviously you wouldn't have posted this if that had actually been the case.

For that reason, I was surprised there weren't as many YDIs. Even on computers that work well I make sure to save after important edits.

Seriously is or that hard to save every 5 minutes?

alphatoomega 21

This is why you save before going to do something else online. Also, there's going to be a Fifty Shades movie?! Why must a perfectly good art medium be sullied so?

Why wouldn't u save it before you did anything else, that's your fault op... YDI

olpally 32

Your friend is really that kind of idiot... Wow. Who cars about the actress and that dumb ass book? It's not even going to be that good anyways. Time to find a better friend I think.

Personally, I think that's pretty ****** up to try to get rid of a friend because you don't like what they like.. It might have been a stupid thing to do or she likes dumb things but that's no reason to give up on her. If she's a good, well-mannered friend that actually gives a flying **** about you, then stay friends! That's what it's all about. (: Food ****.