By failure as a parent - 11/05/2013 21:19 - United States - Bound Brook

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.

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The ashes of your home are already black and white, no filter needed!

but we need to add a frame around the already B&W pictures!!!

its ok if the picture did not turn out right the neighbors have houses to!

The girl may still feel the need to use sepia filter. God I hate that overused sepia...

That's what teenagers do..

They burn your house down!

It is? God I've been missing out!

i love almost burning my house down, bigger fire, more artsy for instagram

I burn the house down to create the most artistic picture. Then I'll sleep on the streets because I have no soul. I'll basically become the tormented artistic visionary whom nobody appreciates.

I fucking spit my yogurt out after I read that teenagers burn houses down

No not the burning down the house. I meant try to be artsy...

Worth it...............

What's worth it? The two seconds of my life that I spent reading this comment? I assure you, those two seconds were precious to me; it wasn't worth it.

Why are you so rude??? People on here are so funny!

Nothing but a bully. FLIX HAIR.

Ah, 16, welcome to FML. Most people mean their sarcastic comments in good intent, and others are just plain rude. Don't let ignorance get to you:)

Nothing but a prepubescent moron here.

I'm a moron because I posted a silly comment. Aw, I love the knowledge on FML.. Unfortunately for those of you who are commenting, I don't really care tbh hahahahaha

You gotta do what you gotta do to be popular on the Internet Sucks that you had an idiot though.

I woulda made for a cool picture!

Now there is a difference between 13 year old and 17 year old. So we can't just jump to conclusions here.

"Almost burnt my house down lol. Txt it!"

You could say she's burning with Instagram fever!

Be happy it wasn't an instafire!

58. Apple's legal team is already creating a lawsuit against you.

I think that it was worth the try. You should have a go too.

If your first comment sucked don't comment again.

If your first comment sucked, viciously defend yourself and never admit fault. You know, upholding FML tradition.

That's nothing. I go to an art school, and one time somebody did a "painting" by lighting the canvas on fire. Granted, it looked really cool when it was done. Just didn't smell so great.

THAT'S nothing. When I was in art school I was forced to sit through 'video art' of my naked male prof. making a painting. I wish there was a fire that would have burned out my eyes!

I am imagining your prof improvising and using his world famous phallus-shaft brush for his "art"! Pass the brain bleach please!!!

She has a fiery passion for instagram art

instagram some pictures of you grounding her.