I burn the house down to create the most artistic picture. Then I'll sleep on the streets because I have no soul. I'll basically become the tormented artistic visionary whom nobody appreciates.
THAT'S nothing. When I was in art school I was forced to sit through 'video art' of my naked male prof. making a painting. I wish there was a fire that would have burned out my eyes!
Sucks that you had an idiot though.