By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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metallica_wins 20
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Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

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Mahcookiez 15
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Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

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metallica_wins 20
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Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

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NotGabe 28

I usually cook it in the dryer, but I'll definitely try the crockpot method!

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spanjers 10
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I think you meant crackpot.

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katydid91 31

No, a "Crackpot" is what you turn into after becoming addicted to Crack.

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SixthSinEnvy 39
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But which method yields a better "homemade" experience? You know, like how grandma used to make.

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Mahcookiez 15
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Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Well if you're not cooking cocaine you're definitely snorting the marijuana

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Or drinking the meths

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countryb_cth 38

Or licking up the meths

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tigerisabelle 31
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Or injecting the ecstasies

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rachelthelime_fml 29
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Or smoking the acids

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jayennachristine 23
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wait till she sees your fork.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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Tell her it was for SCIENCE!

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revolvearoundme 15
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I would think that the fact that until now you didn't know most people cook cocaine in a spoon with baking soda to make crack would have helped your defense.

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swaglesshipster 23
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That's almost as bad as injecting a marijuana! :D

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am1717 22
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She probably accused you cuz she's had experience Lol

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squiid 2
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well seeing how most people here don't know you can cook crack in a spoon it would seem so.

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sturschaedel 27
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OK, let's assume grandma is around 70 (+- 10 years), so was born in the mid-forties. Makes her 20 in the mid-sixties. Yeah, she probably has experience.

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sydnvy 15
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just start actually doing it. that'll show her

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chuka81 27
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And how would that help OP again?

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HappyItalian 38
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#18 He's just being sarcastic (I hope)

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RA91 26

Well fuck..that escalated quickly!

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