Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.

I usually cook it in the dryer, but I'll definitely try the crockpot method!

I think you meant crackpot.

No, a "Crackpot" is what you turn into after becoming addicted to Crack.

But which method yields a better "homemade" experience? You know, like how grandma used to make.

Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast

Well if you're not cooking cocaine you're definitely snorting the marijuana

Or drinking the meths

Or licking up the meths

Or injecting the ecstasies

Or smoking the acids

wait till she sees your fork.

Tell her it was for SCIENCE!

I would think that the fact that until now you didn't know most people cook cocaine in a spoon with baking soda to make crack would have helped your defense.

That's almost as bad as injecting a marijuana! :D

She probably accused you cuz she's had experience

Lol

well seeing how most people here don't know you can cook crack in a spoon it would seem so.

OK, let's assume grandma is around 70 (+- 10 years), so was born in the mid-forties. Makes her 20 in the mid-sixties. Yeah, she probably has experience.

just start actually doing it. that'll show her

And how would that help OP again?

#18 He's just being sarcastic (I hope)

Well fuck..that escalated quickly!