Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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metallica_wins
| 20
Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.
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Mahcookiez
| 15
Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast
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metallica_wins
| 20
Please. Everyone knows you cook cocaine in a crockpot.
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NotGabe
| 28
I usually cook it in the dryer, but I'll definitely try the crockpot method!
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spanjers
| 10
I think you meant crackpot.
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katydid91
| 31
No, a "Crackpot" is what you turn into after becoming addicted to Crack.
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
But which method yields a better "homemade" experience? You know, like how grandma used to make.
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Mahcookiez
| 15
Shit, where are my spoons, gotta clean em fast
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
Well if you're not cooking cocaine you're definitely snorting the marijuana
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
Or drinking the meths
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countryb_cth
| 38
Or licking up the meths
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tigerisabelle
| 31
Or injecting the ecstasies
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rachelthelime_fml
| 29
Or smoking the acids
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jayennachristine
| 23
wait till she sees your fork.
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
Tell her it was for SCIENCE!
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revolvearoundme
| 15
I would think that the fact that until now you didn't know most people cook cocaine in a spoon with baking soda to make crack would have helped your defense.
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swaglesshipster
| 23
That's almost as bad as injecting a marijuana! :D
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am1717
| 22
She probably accused you cuz she's had experience
Lol
Lol
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squiid
| 2
well seeing how most people here don't know you can cook crack in a spoon it would seem so.
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sturschaedel
| 27
OK, let's assume grandma is around 70 (+- 10 years), so was born in the mid-forties. Makes her 20 in the mid-sixties. Yeah, she probably has experience.
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sydnvy
| 15
just start actually doing it. that'll show her
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chuka81
| 27
And how would that help OP again?
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HappyItalian
| 38
#18 He's just being sarcastic (I hope)
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RA91
| 26
Well fuck..that escalated quickly!