By oped01 - 18/10/2016 00:15 - United States - Cape Coral
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By holluphollup - 01/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Mineola
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holluphollup tells us more.
By StateOfEuphoria - 24/07/2016 22:52 - United States - Petal
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It's what I've always heard people call it, a sympathy gag reflex, but I'm sure there's a different name for it. its just where you gag at the sound of someone else gagging.
By Seule - 29/06/2016 04:07 - Switzerland - Pully
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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn
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OP here. I'm here to explain this a little better. Ok so first off, I'm under 18 so therefore I can't leave. Second, my mother wants to do this because she wants to be a midwife, and Guatemala has cheap midwifery classes and programs. You might say she's doing this to help us financially, but my dads a doctor so that takes care of itself. Also, my mom has horrible back problems. At times she can barely move without hurting. If she's like this, then how will she be able to perform her job well? ( Surgery isn't an option because everyon we've tried has failed). I'm 17 and I've been in a small town where everybody knows everybody. I'm at the top of my class, and I have a real shot into getting into a prestigious university. I also have very deep connections with the people here. I don't want to throw this away. I don't mean to be rude and thwart my moms dreams, but it's just not what's best right now in my opinion. Hope this answered a lot of your questions. Also, thanks for all the support I really appreciate it. :)