fsomelife

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

13%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

47%
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

537%
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

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I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

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Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

95%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Fsomelife's favorite FMLs

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oped01 / Tuesday 18 October 2016 00:15 / United States - Cape Coral

Today, my mom told me that she wanted the whole family to move to Guatemala. I told her, as nice and calmly as I could, that this was an awful idea. She is now furious with me because I don't want to move to Guatemala. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By holluphollup / Monday 1 August 2016 18:01 / United States - Mineola

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StateOfEuphoria - / Sunday 24 July 2016 22:52 / United States - Petal

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Seule / Wednesday 29 June 2016 04:07 / Switzerland - Pully

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pass me the fucking rope - / Saturday 18 June 2016 13:17 / United States - Brooklyn

fsomelife

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Mobility

I NEED to know!

The rules are the rules

Checking you out

This isn't what should be happening

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

I never take things to heart

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

Beginner

Consolation prize

Perfectionist

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

I'm a rock star

It's in the can!

Profile completed

Tell us what happened next

One more and it's business time

Tommy Wiseau

The return of the thumb

Work is a 4-letter word

Tweet, tweet

My diary is a collector's item

Happy month-versary

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

I liked to the power of 20

Picture this FML

I’m your new creative director

The thumb strikes back

Gandhi