Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
IAmzephyr 22
Your girlfriend is satan.
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.
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Comments (126)
IAmzephyr 22
Your girlfriend is satan.
jerzjay 17
Holy shittt, best prank ever!!
xmann277 13
Is she short? Short people are closer to satan, so…
grabyourhooks 12
That's a pretty impressive prank.
vsus98 22
Agreed. My best prank to date is pushing the "test" button on the smoke detector and getting my brother to run outside in 30 degree weather in his undies at 6 in the morning. It was great.
rieebee 23
Just be glad your mom didn't reply favourably?
Replyka 17
How do you know she didn't?
tantanpanda 26
because OP would have said so in the fml since OP probably figured it out by a belligerent reply from the mother.
pokemyeyes 23
Its FMLs like this that make me glad my mum has no clue what a text message is and how to check it.
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.
chosha_fml 27
And why his mother? If it had been his brother, say, they could have all laughed it off as a prank, but his mum doesn't need that in her memory.
messymessiah 11
She's probably getting him back for a prank he did on her.
worldclassrager 41
Didn't you notice your texts were coming from mom not your girlfriend?
tarlax 11
Yeah, cause she's totally gonna send him messages and ruin her own prank... -_-
ukeandfoodislife 19
She could have teased him in person... She probably wouldn't have done it over text or OP would have noticed, indeed.
DoomSkuller 28
Teased him BEFORE going to work. Like #9 said, she did so in person.
Da3rdmaquan 4
Going off what #5 said, couldn't he have seen previous texts from that conversation and been like "wait, this was a conversation I was texting my mom about, not my girlfriend"
Myo_fml 20
He probably wasn't thinking clearly, all of his blood was running to the wrong head.
camogirl2249 19
Best comment on here by far
Emma1562 35
That's so ****** up that its funny
alain4343 26
well u could **** her mom if u wanted
tarlax 11
That's called rape. I know it's probably your favorite way of getting laid, but it's not for everyone.
alain4343 26
wtf the boy can have sex withthe mother
rivaraven 35
It's not necessarily rape, if the mother wants it... I mean yes, it's a really bad idea, but it's not necessarily rape.
tarlax 11
No shit, but outside of **** and this guy's virginal fantasies, women don't tend to put out just like that. Alain, you make even MY dumbass comments look like solid gold.
grabyourhooks 12
Accusing someone of being a rapist over his poorly constructed lewd joke is still pretty ******* outlandish.
tarlax 11
Yeah, because I was totally actually in all seriousness saying he's a rapist in real life. Your lack of joke detection skills is outlandish. He PM'd me, and he's either a rapist who lies really well, or he's actually an okay guy. So yah.
camogirl2249 19
If you actually read the post correctly you'd see it's his mom... So unless he's into incest I'd highly doubt that'll ever happen..
MrConcise 35
#31 - To be fair, deceptive people tend to be the ones who come across normal for a reason.
goozeo 11
Great idea! Lol
grabyourhooks 12
Well, if it was funny . . .
Kazze 31
I wouldn't advise that...
Alexismaria 15
She switched the names between her and HIS mom. Pretty sure his moms not down for incest.
tarlax 11
That's hilarious OP, you've got a keeper there.
ukuartist 13
Plan your revenge. :D at least she has a good sense of humor
LeBandit 20
**** you so hard oops silly autocorrect mom, i meant have you guys over for such a great dinner party you'll be so full you wont be able to walk... silly phones