FML : Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been...

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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Monday 21 February 2011 05:01 /

Intimacy

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By sthrr | 6

#2107005 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:06

and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..

By crystal_james | 0

#2107020 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:11

The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

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By relyo | 0

#2107002 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:04

That's why I always use a cellphone when I have phone sex with my girlfriend.

DjeePee | 24

#2107063 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:30

But for those of us who don't have a subscription, that can be very expensive.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2107120 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:55

win!

thefriendlyc | 0

#2107696 - Monday 21 February 2011 05:09

your moms a perv if she didn't just hang up...

a123bubblyblonde | 0

#2109390 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 02:39

I just found out today my mom and i use the same vibrator.... and i also found out she has herpes FML

longrodvonhugend_fml | 0

#2109398 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 02:42

bullshit

bariforlife | 0

#2110614 - Tuesday 22 February 2011 09:11

i agree with 45 thats just wrong of your mom to stay on the line quiet for that long...either she could have said something right from the start or hang up

Skroal_stomper | 5

#2119474 - Thursday 24 February 2011 10:47

Me too. only Cellphone use during phone sex with my mom.

poiuytjfffc | 0

#2178374 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:13

truss

bevsta | 7

#3182915 - Friday 26 August 2011 04:48

You have a gf #1? lol!

jdude2913 | 0

#3588428 - Tuesday 15 November 2011 07:37

I don't think u have one

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5622008 - Sunday 11 August 2013 12:57

Did anyone else catch what #86 said? "Only a cell phone use during phone sex with my mom."..... wtf? Lol.

By sthrr | 6

#2107005 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:06

and she didn't feel the need to hang up? Ew..

CelesteRenee93 | 0

#2107345 - Monday 21 February 2011 02:58

my thoughts exactly!

cudgel1023 | 0

#2108488 - Monday 21 February 2011 09:26

thinking the same

nbk1405 | 0

#2108749 - Monday 21 February 2011 11:32

2 profile picture hotness win :D OP YDI for havin phone sex on a house phone idiot?!

krazygirl100 | 9

#2297703 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 07:33

why the hell did she keep listining any way thats realy creepy i would just hang up

NOTquiteRAMBO | 10

#3699352 - Thursday 8 December 2011 12:34

WINCEST!

By crystal_james | 0

#2107020 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:11

The fact that your mom was listening to you have phone sex is pretty disturbing. But YDI for using the home phone...

thisismyname_fml | 1

#2107669 - Monday 21 February 2011 04:58

my thoughts exactly.

By sierracn97 | 5

#2107036 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:20

And your mom didn't have the nerve to hang up?

FUGYU | 2

#2107136 - Monday 21 February 2011 01:05

win

By alki_fml | 5

#2107040 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:21

your mom is creepy.

Grahamcracka | 0

#2154086 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:40

yeah lol

By chrstygrl06 | 10

#2107071 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:34

She wanted in on the action.

coderedz | 0

#2107897 - Monday 21 February 2011 06:19

she just wanted to make sure they knew what they were doing, they probably found out it was her when she said no no your doing it all wrong.

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2126122 - Saturday 26 February 2011 09:53

haha

By jokesta187 | 11

#2107082 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:38

Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. Then see what your mother says to that.

By jokesta187 | 11

#2107092 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:41

Next time ask your girl friend if she wants to have a 3 sum with your mom. then she if your ease droper of a mom has to say.

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2107095 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:42

this is...wrong. nothing further. |the kid|

TheDrifter | 23

#2108351 - Monday 21 February 2011 08:41

I was thinking it was right in all the wrong ways.

By Jimboom | 11

#2107104 - Monday 21 February 2011 12:48

That must have been some good phone sex if your mom was even getting off on it. So what tipped you off that she was on the other end? The low moaning? The shouting of your daddy's name when she climaxed?