Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for...

By Anonymous - 19/7/2015 05:05 - United States

Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for the first time. I guess I made the steak too rare, because when my dad cut into it, he said "Christ! This thing's practically alive!" and said a skilled vet could probably bring the cow it was cut from back to life. FML

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By wizardcorn04 | 14

#6355278 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:12

Is your dad Gordon Ramsey by any chance?

By chaseafterwind82 | 29

#6355277 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:12

Lol! Ride it back into the kitchen and finish cooking it!

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By chaseafterwind82 | 29

#6355277 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:12

Lol! Ride it back into the kitchen and finish cooking it!

Hunthas | 17

#6355326 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:33

Don't worry,
I'm sure they will understand. Everyone makes mis-steaks

psychopolarbear | 28

#6355378 - Monday 20 July 2015 1:24

Noooo. It's perfect. As we say, go and get it from the farm, wash its ass, knock the horns off, and put it on the grill. When it jumps, flip it over, when it jumps again, put it on my plate.

ligerzero459 | 24

#6355632 - Monday 20 July 2015 6:50

#1 has the right idea, OP. Get a moo-ve on

CaitiieBuggs | 23

#6355678 - Monday 20 July 2015 8:17

#31- Ha, my great grandmother used to say "wipe its ass and walk it through a hot room."

phreaker913 | 21

#6356393 - Tuesday 21 July 2015 0:14

if it doesn't moo when i bite it i send it back

By wizardcorn04 | 14

#6355278 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:12

Is your dad Gordon Ramsey by any chance?

NotGabe | 28

#6355302 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:18

Gordon Ramsey be like, "Mary had a little lamb because YOU DIDN'T [email protected]#KING COOK IT!"

teentee401 | 36

#6355363 - Monday 20 July 2015 1:08

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because you didn't fucking cook it!

alexanderavatar | 24

#6355418 - Monday 20 July 2015 2:07

THIS STEAK SO RARE I CAN STILL HEAR THE MOTHERF#*KER MOOOO

wdunh69733 | 24

#6355435 - Monday 20 July 2015 2:24

Ramsay. And I've heard him say it before.

whycantisignup | 24

#6355483 - Monday 20 July 2015 3:38

WHAT ARE YOU?!

AN IDIOT SANDWICH!

JKPwnage | 25

#6355529 - Monday 20 July 2015 4:44

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FUCKING RAW HE'S STILL YELLING ABOUT THE FUCKING SKY FALLING

phreaker913 | 21

#6356397 - Tuesday 21 July 2015 0:16

THESE MUSHROOMS ARE SO UNDERCOOKED, THEY TOLD ME THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!!!!!

By MagnusDeus | 23

#6355279 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:12

Is your dad, perhaps, Gordon Ramsey?

sstahpp | 33

#6355296 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:17

I think this is a pretty legitimate question.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#6355315 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:25

It's RAMSAY, not Ramsey.

fakedsincerity | 32

#6355330 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:37

legitimate, but beaten to it by the commenter before. lol.

By MrConcise | 34

#6355282 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:13

Your dad is wrong. You're eating steak, not beef jerky. It shouldn't be dry, it should be juicy and succulent.

_awwhellnaw_ | 45

#6355295 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:17

There is a big difference between undercooked and overlooked - namely the amount of blood when cutting the meat.

MrConcise | 34

#6355324 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:33

Shit, really? Thanks for your insight, I would've never known!

MrSassypants | 32

#6355355 - Monday 20 July 2015 1:02

I have no idea why but for some reason I think you're being very, very, very, sarcastic.

MrConcise | 34

#6355555 - Monday 20 July 2015 5:12

Because I am.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6355635 - Monday 20 July 2015 6:53

Why though

prostar9993 | 15

#6355652 - Monday 20 July 2015 7:29

If you think that's blood, you know nothing about steak.

Soloman212 | 28

#6355664 - Monday 20 July 2015 7:54

If your steak has blood in it, switch butchers.

Azpy | 26

#6356583 - Tuesday 21 July 2015 4:58

Honestly I like my steak very raw so having a lot of blood on my steak is normal for me

By tranced_ | 43

#6355292 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:15

The steaks, have never been higher !

By tranced_ | 43

#6355303 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:19

It was your first time, you should've made chicken. .

tdawg91 | 17

#6355308 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:22

If she under cooks food, she should definitely not cook chicken!

cupcakebruh | 21

#6355612 - Monday 20 July 2015 6:14

Since its their first time they should probably have made something with ground beef. Its kinda hard to undercook ground beef just as long as you know to keep cooking it till its all brown with little to no pink left.

By _kyleG_ | 34

#6355304 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:19

That's when you act fancy and in your best condescending French accent say, "Zit eez prepared bleu you ignorant American."
(It helps if you twirl your waxed mustachio while doing it)

By tdawg91 | 17

#6355307 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:21

Lol! Whenever my dad hosts a BBQ he sets the steaks on 3 different plates so people can help themselves, he labels them "medium" "still eating the side salad" and "cremated"

FFStepchild283 | 24

#6355357 - Monday 20 July 2015 1:03

This is great and I'm going to use this in the future!

By arrowgold | 19

#6355316 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:26

Hopefully you weren't too offended by your dads comment. Next time will be better. Maybe use a meat thermometer.

By Randomxnp | 10

#6355332 - Monday 20 July 2015 0:37

If you cook a steak right it should be on the plate before the echo fades from its last "moo". Sounds like you got it a little over done. If you need to cut it to see the red then it ain't underdone.