By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco
  Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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  vsus98  |  22

Agreed. My best prank to date is pushing the "test" button on the smoke detector and getting my brother to run outside in 30 degree weather in his undies at 6 in the morning. It was great.

  Da3rdmaquan  |  4

Going off what #5 said, couldn't he have seen previous texts from that conversation and been like "wait, this was a conversation I was texting my mom about, not my girlfriend"

  tarlax  |  11

No shit, but outside of porn and this guy's virginal fantasies, women don't tend to put out just like that. Alain, you make even MY dumbass comments look like solid gold.

  tarlax  |  11

Yeah, because I was totally actually in all seriousness saying he's a rapist in real life. Your lack of joke detection skills is outlandish. He PM'd me, and he's either a rapist who lies really well, or he's actually an okay guy. So yah.

By  LeBandit  |  20

fuck you so hard oops silly autocorrect mom, i meant have you guys over for such a great dinner party you'll be so full you wont be able to walk... silly phones