Kazze

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  • Vinewood, San Andreas, United States
  • 24 years old
  • Tuesday 07 October 1997
  • single
About Kazze
*VERY INACTIVE NOW, BUT STILL AROUND OCCASIONALLY* Hey there, my name is Michael. I like reading about other people's misfortunes, playing guitar, soccer, and lots of vidja gaymes. Hit me up in kik if you want @thebisexualvampire, or on Instagram @kz_stp. And stop talking me, weirdo.
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Kazze's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • Perfectionist

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    68%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    47%
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OP here. We eventually got into the restaurant with our original reservations, after contacting management. My mother and I tried to not let the hostess spoil the night. The rest of the staff was wonderful and I don't think we'll be seeing much more of that hostess for a long time.

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