Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Top comments
IAmzephyr 22
Your girlfriend is satan.
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't understand why she would do that... Like I understand that was a joke, but it's just asking for trouble.
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Comments (126)
guttedbrit 26
wouldn't you notice from the previous messages that it wasn't her? or is it just me that sees stuff like that? :')
ChristinePi 36
I read that as her mom not your mom. That sounded a lot more interesting then lol. Sorry about that OP!
laurellkawes 31
I would have found it hilarious if it was her mom, but since it's his mom it makes it worse and so awkward for him. I feel so bad for him
saffy66 34
How embarrassing and humiliating. That's so immature - if a guy did something similar to me I'd dump him, not marry him like everyone seems to be suggesting OP does with this stupid brain dead girl.
chaseafterwind82 29
KEEPER!
chaseafterwind82 29
I just laughed so hard I had an out of body experience!
arrowgold 19
Time to strike back with a prank of your own...
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Okay I'm the only one to say that, but really, what you wrote "I'm going to **** you so hard you won't walk straight for days" is completely unsexy and creepy in my opinion! It's okay to tease and sext but ouch, this would be a huuuge turn-off haha. Plus, you'd have to keep that promise. She may walk just fine and you'd look like a failure :p
limabeans101029 21
Idk, I think I'd enjoy it in the right situation. Everyone likes different things.
SneezyBear 27
#83 some people love it rough, some people don't. Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure OP knows his gf well enough to know what she likes and what she doesn't.
killmealreadypls 5
This looks like the fml where the girl had a cheating boyfriend and changed the girls to the moms number to mess with him.... Hmmm
zombiekiller52 24
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAH
afrostybird 25
YDI for dating a crazy person