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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (63967)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Most girls that claim to be nerds wear fake glasses and suspenders and pretend to know about the Death Star.

#1 - On 11/20/2013 at 5:56am by cheekyterier

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Maybe she is a Romulan?

#2 - On 11/20/2013 at 5:56am by starw0lf

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